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A bunch of redneck jokes
Posted by: Ben on June 23, 2004 @ 1:37 pm
You might be a redneck if...
1) You have ever tried to commit suicide by jumping off a plastic house.
2) You think skinny dipping is a way to torture thin people.
3) You ever got aroused over NASCAR.
4) You wear the same bra size as your wife.
5) You have ever farted and passed out.
6) You have ever farted and the dog passed out.
7) No one can you and your husband apart.
8) Your three year old has to read you a bed time story every night.
9) You have ever sent or recieved a card that says "happy mothers day to my sister".
10) You have ever sent or recieved a card that says "happy fathers day to my brother".
11) You have ever put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
12) You prefer your dog to your wife.
13) You have ever spent more than 5 minutes trying to figure out what in the hell your wife just said to her girlfriends.
14) You still think the spice girls are the hottest new band in town.
15) You still have confederate money.
16) Your excuse as to why your wife’s pants dont fit is because
"her butt is eating her pants".
17) You have ever made change in the collection plate. |
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very sad! on July 10, 2004 @ 5:04 pm |
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i like jeff foxworthy but this is bullshit!!!! |
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? on July 14, 2004 @ 7:01 pm |
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jeff fowworthy is funny but this is robbing our reaing time god! if someone thinks thats funny please shoot them |
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? on July 16, 2004 @ 4:07 pm |
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i like jeff but these i hated them.. |
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???????? on July 17, 2004 @ 2:26 am |
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they suck ass
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wanna see my buttttt on July 17, 2004 @ 11:46 pm |
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i think that there very funny |
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inches on July 21, 2004 @ 10:56 pm |
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fuck you wanna see my buttttt |
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????????!!!! on July 24, 2004 @ 5:38 pm |
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they were allrite
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DFHSGHS on August 6, 2004 @ 9:20 pm |
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SGDFGSDFG |
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ShadowHunter on August 27, 2004 @ 12:57 am |
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First of all, they’re all old... no one cares anymore...for fuck sakes get some new jokes |
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steven on August 30, 2004 @ 5:16 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you think a six pack of beer and a bug zapper is good entertainment |
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theone on September 1, 2004 @ 3:47 pm |
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they were all old and all laughed out come on all-ready!!!!!!! |
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ghhhhhhhh on September 25, 2004 @ 12:13 am |
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they all suck ass and are old as hell
Biatch
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hhhhhhhhh on September 25, 2004 @ 12:53 am |
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hated it all old |
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tasha on September 29, 2004 @ 1:43 am |
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i think they were good and yall are all asses |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 22, 2004 @ 6:11 am |
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I agree |
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sarah mauldin on December 8, 2004 @ 3:48 pm |
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jeff foxworthy is a very funny man and he is so cool. |
| From: |
scott on December 18, 2004 @ 12:14 pm |
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AHH!!! |
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fuck u on December 28, 2004 @ 9:54 pm |
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u suck god damn bitch |
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on February 4, 2005 @ 7:26 pm |
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?????? on February 9, 2005 @ 3:36 pm |
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I think that those jokes were really funny
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rednecks sux on February 18, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
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if you’re too stupid to know you’re being made fun of, you might be a redneck... |
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Bill on February 18, 2005 @ 7:33 pm |
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ummmmmmm You might be a redneck if you’ve ever warshed out ur horse trailor to move ur furniture in |
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chicken Pie on March 22, 2005 @ 12:28 pm |
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You need to get some help from jeff Foxworthy himself you basterd |
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chicken Pie on March 22, 2005 @ 12:29 pm |
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You need to get some help from jeff Foxworthy himself you basterd |
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Moose Tracks on March 22, 2005 @ 12:29 pm |
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Go to hell you stupid nazi bitch |
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Animal DJ DESJ on March 27, 2005 @ 8:45 pm |
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JEFF IS CRAZY |
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??????? on April 15, 2005 @ 11:55 pm |
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i like your jokes, i like the red neck ones. i hope you stay on air!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. |
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nunu on April 19, 2005 @ 7:18 am |
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ssssssssssssssssss |
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Ass Kicker on June 12, 2005 @ 7:23 am |
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Some where OK, the others sucked. |
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jim on August 8, 2005 @ 8:23 am |
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some of them are awesome, like number 1, 2, 5, 6, 15, and 17. those are the best. |
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Jeff Foxworthy on September 20, 2005 @ 11:30 pm |
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Whats wrong with these, their old but still funny. |
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