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You might be Minnesotan...
Posted by: Di on September 10, 2004 @ 5:49 pm
You might only understand these if you ARE Minnesotan... but still, i thought they were hilarious:
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through l8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Minnesota.
If you’re proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Minnesota.
If you have ever refused to buy something because it’s "too spendy", you might live in Minnesota.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Minnesota.
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Minnesota.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there, you might live in Minnesota.
If your dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Minnesota.
If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Lutefisk, you might live in Minnesota.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Minnesota.
If you have either a pet or a child named "Kirby", you might live in
Minnesota.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Minnesota.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Minnesota.
If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina and Shakopee, you might live in Minnesota.
If you grew up thinking rice was only for dessert, you might live in
Minnesota.
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in
Minnesota. |
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| From: |
Dolemite on September 13, 2004 @ 4:25 pm |
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and where do you live north dakota? |
| From: |
di on September 16, 2004 @ 8:36 pm |
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actually, eagan minnesota, a suburb of St Paul biatch |
| From: |
Big Daddy Dick on September 30, 2004 @ 5:54 am |
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Fuck Minnesota. That is one of the worst states to waste your time in. I feel sorry for your sorry joke telling ass Di, you midwest, redneck, its too cold, and I’m too retarded to know what a funny joke is so I am going to submit it and waste everybodys time! |
| From: |
Kirby on November 11, 2004 @ 6:56 pm |
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HEY!.......................................Shutup! |
| From: |
Bghayha on December 6, 2004 @ 11:07 pm |
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Ooooh redneck´s with the highest standard of living and best regional theater in the USA. That makes soooo much sense. *sarcasm* |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on December 10, 2004 @ 5:12 am |
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I thought the jokes were good so fuck you other fuckers. |
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Amy on December 16, 2004 @ 12:56 am |
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I just moved to minnesota and these jokes couldn’t be more funny!!!!!! But help me out...what does the ketchup one mean? |
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DIESEL on December 29, 2004 @ 2:47 am |
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hay.... if ya’all don’t think that minnesota is a great state fine.... but don’t be dissin it cause ya’all is to pussy to put up with the cold weather... grow some nuts or get out. these jokes are funny... some of ya’ all should be removed fromthe gene pool cause you is to ignorent to know how to take a joke. specially you big daddy... you is a waste of time. and a waste of good oxygen |
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your mom on January 4, 2005 @ 1:51 pm |
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poop on you jay&jay |
| From: |
Rachel on February 19, 2005 @ 9:18 pm |
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Minnesotans kick ass! Out of all the 50 states, Minnesotans get the best sleep. Not to mention, we are one of the top 10 smartest states, have one of the lowest poverty levels (behind New Hampshire). According to the United Health Foundation, MN is the most healthy state...we have been in the top 3 since 1990... We have the #1 college women’s hockey team (Go Gophers!) plus Randy Moss, Daunte Culpepper, and Kevin "KG" Garnett baby!
Minnesota is a healthy and happy state, and if you dissers would come to MN, you’d see that we really are "Minnesota Nice!" And trust me, I research all of the time. If MN WERE a crappy state, I wouldn’t lie...but it’s not!
So KISS THIS MN dissers! ( I ) We rock!
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| From: |
dan on May 31, 2005 @ 5:16 pm |
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SHHH, We do not want them low life losers living here in Minny. Life does suck here. |
| From: |
Ass Kicker on June 12, 2005 @ 7:09 am |
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Those jokes where great!!! I want to hear so more.
You other fuckers just don’t have balls. |
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