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you might be a redneck if...
Posted by: Tanya on September 29, 2004 @ 1:35 am
You might be a redneck if your power company blows your candles out.
You might be a redneck if your idea of a perfect date is watching movies on a display tv at Wal-Mart.
You might be a redneck if your 2 yr. old has more teeth than you do. |
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redneck boi on September 30, 2004 @ 12:00 pm |
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nice 1 |
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wasey on October 15, 2004 @ 3:53 pm |
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u might be aredneck if ur as funny as jeff foxworthy |
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Biggest redneck gurl on October 19, 2004 @ 4:57 pm |
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I got one:
If yoou wash your hands than go to the bathroom, you might be a redneck! |
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jeff made over on October 20, 2004 @ 7:58 am |
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You Might Be A ReckNeck If Your Barn Looks Better Than Your House
You Might Be A ReckNeck If You Buy A 6 Pack Of Beers With Pennies
You Might Be A ReckNeck If You Got More Dimples On Your Ass Than A Golf Ball |
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Jay&Jay on October 22, 2004 @ 6:05 am |
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Okay Biggest redneck gurl i gatta give you credit fot that, that was funny |
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Redneck boi on October 25, 2004 @ 4:49 pm |
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IF your nipple got bitten off by a beaver u might b a redneck |
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keith on October 30, 2004 @ 6:45 pm |
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you might be a red neck if you go out side to wacth a movie to watch it though ur nextdoor
nabers window |
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Chhunterboy@aol.com on November 1, 2004 @ 8:41 pm |
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you might be a redneck if ur truck is bigger than ur house e mail me
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Nicole on December 1, 2004 @ 1:00 pm |
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wooo hoo! Go rednecks! |
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B Rad on December 2, 2004 @ 12:40 pm |
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You guys are really stupid |
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killakraft on December 17, 2004 @ 9:43 am |
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you might be a redneck if your wife looks like your dog.
You migh be a redneck if you go to Mc Donalds for your honeymoon.
you might be a redneck if you take a shower and the curtins turn red. |
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gitrdonner on December 29, 2004 @ 8:17 pm |
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only girls would have that happen |
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Sarah on January 5, 2005 @ 9:44 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you have two kids and still belive in Santa CLause!~!~! E~mail me!~!~!~! |
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sngrangl@aol.com on January 14, 2005 @ 10:19 am |
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these are cool
how do you tell if a redneck is married? there are tobacco spit stains on both sides of the pickup.
you might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65mi/hour |
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chuck on January 24, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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u might be a red neck if u go to a family reunion lookin for a girl friend |
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daniel_abney2005 on January 27, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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u might b a redneck if u go to the prom and your limo is a trackter
u might be a redneck if u have a computer but it is really a picthure
u might be a redneck if you eat at kfc and say it taste like cow |
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sombody on January 27, 2005 @ 9:12 pm |
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Comment: u might b a redneck if u go to the prom and your limo is a trackter
u might be a redneck if u have a computer but it is really a picthure
u might be a redneck if you eat at kfc and say it taste like cow
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yea it me again on January 27, 2005 @ 9:14 pm |
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Comment: u might b a redneck if u go to the prom and your limo is a trackter
u might be a redneck if u have a computer but it is really a picthure of 1
u might be a redneck if you eat at kfc and say it taste like beef
and if u wondering kfc means kentucky friend chinkin my 1st 1 was missed up sry |
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nick boyd on February 1, 2005 @ 2:00 pm |
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you might b a red neck if u have a auto salvage in your yard |
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crazychick on February 7, 2005 @ 3:56 pm |
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This is one of Jeff Foxworthy’s
If you refer to the 5th grade as your "Senior Year", you might be a redneck! |
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--------------- on February 9, 2005 @ 7:46 am |
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u might b a redneck if you lit a match and ur house blew off its wheels |
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_-_-_-_-_-_-_ on February 9, 2005 @ 7:48 am |
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u might b a redneck if 5th grade was the best 6 years of ur life
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Dylan on February 11, 2005 @ 8:43 pm |
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if a cop pulls u over and asks u for ur licence and u show him ur belt buckle ...um ight b a redneck |
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wacker5540 on February 16, 2005 @ 4:12 pm |
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in my oppinion Austin Pennsylvania has the HUGEST redneck population in the entire U.S.! and we all love Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and everyone one else! i love all the jokes on here and some that arent on here! if you have any that me and my friend would love send me some of them bad oscars at wacker5540@netscape.net ! I LOVE YOU MD! you might be a redneck if you are looking at this site and say "hey ma, dont this sound like us!" |
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wacker5540 on February 16, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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i forgot to mention that if u see a truck around here and it doesnt say "Git-r-Done" then they are from outta town! haha love this shit! |
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Marcus on February 23, 2005 @ 9:44 pm |
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If you can’t spell words you learned in elementary school, you might be a redneck. |
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blondegirl791 on March 7, 2005 @ 2:05 pm |
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if u cook the crumbs off the kitchen floor and eat it for dinner, you might be a redneck |
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Hackeysacker2000 on March 8, 2005 @ 6:58 pm |
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U might be a redneck if ur 1st wurd was GIT-R-DONE! |
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Hackeysacker2000 on March 8, 2005 @ 7:03 pm |
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u might be a redneck if ur idea of fine dinnin is a tv dinner! |
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bob barker inc. on March 8, 2005 @ 7:04 pm |
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whitney is not right in the head |
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david and whit on March 8, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
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u mite be a redneckn if ur name is whit |
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Hackeysacker2000 on March 8, 2005 @ 7:07 pm |
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u mite be a redneck if ur favorite movie is the next of kin
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whit on March 8, 2005 @ 7:09 pm |
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u mite be a redneck if ur nephew is older that u.......GUILTY!!! |
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stupid old fart on March 8, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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i am whit and im 65 years old. ok im 75. |
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Dan on March 14, 2005 @ 10:43 pm |
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If someone yells hoedown and your girlfriend hits the floor...you might be a red neck. |
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Jen on March 16, 2005 @ 4:18 pm |
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You might be a redneck if your toilet-paper has page numbers on it
(Like a news paper) |
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danie on March 17, 2005 @ 8:43 pm |
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u just might be a red neck if u tell red neck jokes |
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DaMafia on March 19, 2005 @ 10:03 pm |
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If both you and your dog are attached to a chain you mite be a red neck
Proud to be a redneck |
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me on March 23, 2005 @ 5:53 pm |
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I cant believe u all think ur rednecks u have computers!
Get of it u all are geeky |
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zach on March 25, 2005 @ 11:51 pm |
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you might be redneck if you use your old washing machine as a dog house
you might be redneck if you have 8 cars and still need to bum a ride to work |
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jr on March 25, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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at least i dont have to get my name from malibus most wantedBRad |
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zach on March 25, 2005 @ 11:59 pm |
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you might be redneck if you have 8 wives and only 3 divorces |
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Rusty on March 26, 2005 @ 8:20 am |
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You might be a redneck if you like to the hunting land more than being with your wife |
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Ass Clown on March 28, 2005 @ 9:26 pm |
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Those redneck jokes are fucking hilarius but heres a good one.
You mite be a redneck if you get your underwear from a flee market.
You might be a redneck if u buy your condoms from a clown!!!!!!
Now thats fucking funny..
they call me clown.....Ass Clown! |
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Fucknut on March 28, 2005 @ 9:34 pm |
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You might be a redneck if u cheer for the mountaneers on saturday.
You might be a redneck if u buy el"cheapos(cheap condoms) |
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megz on March 29, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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i luv all these jokes i luv jeff lol
u might b a redneck if u think chili is part of a well balanced diet
u might b a redbeck if u owna home thats mobile and 8 cars that arent
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redneck chick on March 30, 2005 @ 1:45 pm |
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u mite b a redneck if ur first kiss was from ur daddy’s hog out in the barn u mite b a redneck if u find the smell of manuer refreshing |
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tall_redneck_chick on March 30, 2005 @ 4:12 pm |
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you might be a red neck if...
your dog is so ugly you shave his ass and make him walk backwards |
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((Bettie RedNeck)) on April 2, 2005 @ 2:38 am |
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u might be a redneck if u have been accused of lieing threw ur TOOTH!
u might be a redneck if someone says you have somthing in your teeth... and u take them out, o get it out!
u might be a resdneck if u unpack u truck by going really fast, then hitting on the brakes!
u might be a redneck if u work topless... and so does ur HUSBAN!
u might be a redneck if you have more then 5 singing fish on ur walls
u might be a redneck if you think silence of the lambs is when ur mama walks into your barn
u might be a redneck if u have had ur nipple bitten off my a beaver ((cough cough *_*jeff foxworthy*_*cough cough))
u might be a redneck if |
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Cory on April 2, 2005 @ 11:38 am |
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you might be a redneck if |
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unknoun on April 6, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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fuck all u rednecks
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The Oliver Family!! on April 12, 2005 @ 6:19 pm |
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You might be a redneck if you wear your cowboy boots while going golfing at a country club!
You might be a redneck if you brought a case of budwiser golfing at a country club.
You might be a redneck if you use nascar terminology explaining through out the day! |
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Ashley on April13 on April 13, 2005 @ 7:26 pm |
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I love all yall REDNECKS!!
You might be a reckneck if you go skinny dippin in a inflatible pool!!! |
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d-rod on April 21, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you have ever thought waterfall meant peeing off the roof |
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Jeff on April 23, 2005 @ 11:21 pm |
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You Might Be A Redneck if your mom and grandmother like to Dip! |
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Colin on April 23, 2005 @ 11:23 pm |
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The Jeff on April 23 2995 is really me Colin.. i lied about my name.. tell me what you think |
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Ass Kicker on June 12, 2005 @ 7:06 am |
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Damn Lier!
I never make mistakes, one time I thought I did - but I was wrong!!! |
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