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redneck dictionary
Posted by: larry the cable guy on September 30, 2004 @ 12:29 pm
asskot = man my asskot tired liften fir wood the other day
boykot = man that boy kot tired liften that fire wood
european = hey dude turn the other way european on my boots
fastenate = igot 9 buttons on this shirt but i can only fastenate
jamaking = hey moo wat jamaking in the kitchen
manynasie = manynasie alot of good looking girls in this bar
whicadidja = u didnt bring your wallet whichadidja |
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Gary "Bubba" Stewart on October 6, 2004 @ 4:01 pm |
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Juanita -- Juanita nudder six-pack of bare.
Retina -- Y’all get your butts over here retina. |
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Brandon Murphy on October 7, 2004 @ 4:55 pm |
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Courtesy -- Courtesy my new pickup truck, Jim?
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Jeffrey C. Yeakey on October 9, 2004 @ 2:49 pm |
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Lariat-"hey!, wheres Larry at?, he owes me five bucks. |
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Jeffrey C. Yeakey on October 9, 2004 @ 2:54 pm |
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Usurp- "You want some jelly for yer pancakes?"....................................."No thanks, I’ll usurp. |
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dt on October 10, 2004 @ 8:40 pm |
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cadillacs- my cadillacs dicsipline and respect |
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Jeffrey C. Yeakey on October 11, 2004 @ 11:48 pm |
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Wigeon-I got Budweiser and Coors,wigeon you want? |
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Jay&Jay on October 22, 2004 @ 6:03 am |
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You didn’t need to answer me okay ’couse i was ganna say no all along |
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Jess on October 28, 2004 @ 3:43 pm |
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Juicy-Juicy what I see? |
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david on October 29, 2004 @ 11:07 am |
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juicy- hey! did juicy what i saw |
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Jason keller on October 29, 2004 @ 8:24 pm |
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Mask u summin, u didn’t bring ur truck whicadidja |
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Crystal L. Y. on November 2, 2004 @ 7:35 pm |
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Bishop,...I was married at one time, but the bishop an’ left me! |
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Jeffrey C. Y. on November 2, 2004 @ 7:39 pm |
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Primary,...I was havin’ so much fun last night, they had to primary |
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Jeffrey C. Y. on November 2, 2004 @ 7:42 pm |
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Let’s try this again; Primary, I was havin’ so much fun last night, they had to primary offa my face! |
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Jeffrey C. Y. on November 2, 2004 @ 7:42 pm |
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Let’s try this again; Primary, I was havin’ so much fun last night, they had to primary offa my face! |
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Russ Wolfe on November 3, 2004 @ 4:47 pm |
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Innuendo-- Juicy that? A bird just flew innuendo!! |
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tyler on November 9, 2004 @ 6:35 pm |
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id talk but mitosis on fire |
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cowboyup69 on November 10, 2004 @ 8:42 am |
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aorta- aorta cut that grass down by the park |
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hillbilly on November 10, 2004 @ 8:46 am |
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otter-they otter fix that car of thirs |
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hillibilli on November 16, 2004 @ 12:28 pm |
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fascinate----- I have a button up shirt with nine buttons but I can only fascinate |
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Westly on November 18, 2004 @ 6:02 pm |
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Ubucha - ubucha ass I’ll geter dunn bois!!! |
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rednekid69 on November 19, 2004 @ 4:06 pm |
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inishiate-she ate three cheesburgers inishiate a baga potata chips |
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DT on November 22, 2004 @ 9:21 pm |
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Hurricane
I can’t pick up that girl there, but HURRICANE...................... |
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Jimmiestyle on November 28, 2004 @ 4:28 pm |
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broghtworst you broughtworse players to this team than when the PAtriots took Tom Brady |
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bb_startwo3 on December 1, 2004 @ 11:21 am |
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CHINESE........ leave me alone im chinese boots on |
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Biotch on December 2, 2004 @ 1:58 am |
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Indifferent = Out of all my boyfriends Butch likes it indifferent. |
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me on December 4, 2004 @ 6:31 pm |
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bard---------My brother bared my pick up truck and i aint herd from him in munts |
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me agian on December 4, 2004 @ 6:34 pm |
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far--------------if my brother dont change the all in my truck that things gonna catch far |
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billy bob on December 16, 2004 @ 2:44 pm |
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i love the redneck 12 days of christmas |
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GARY NORMAN 12-20-04 on December 20, 2004 @ 3:07 pm |
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"ARTICHOKE" THAT WAD OF CHEW MAMA PUT IN HER MOUTH ARTICHOKE A HORSE. |
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Kip on December 21, 2004 @ 11:04 am |
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India--where is the ketchup? Its INDIA....refrigerator |
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Kip on December 21, 2004 @ 11:05 am |
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Mister--Is diana her? Nope you just mister. |
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gitrdonner on December 29, 2004 @ 8:15 pm |
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snake ur cool |
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bongzilla on December 31, 2004 @ 1:05 pm |
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yea what he/she said ^ |
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gitrdonner on December 31, 2004 @ 7:25 pm |
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porn i keep porn pop but the cup wont fill |
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johnny applessed on January 5, 2005 @ 11:27 pm |
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BUTTERFACE-- everything is nice but ’er face |
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Cajundweeb on January 7, 2005 @ 11:58 pm |
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Initiate- Elvis ate a peanut butter an banana sandwich, initiate a moon pie, initiate an R.C.
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madison rednek@aol.c on January 20, 2005 @ 6:50 pm |
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thas ant verry good yall |
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michael yates on January 22, 2005 @ 11:55 am |
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you guys are written down in redneck history |
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Danielle age 9 on January 23, 2005 @ 5:06 pm |
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olive - Did you get olive that bubble gum out of your hair?
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John on January 26, 2005 @ 2:51 pm |
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cauldron - (contraction for ’colder than’) "It’s a lot cauldron it was yesterday. |
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John on January 26, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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cauldron (alt.) - "I thought yer wife said to be home by 9" - "I cauldron told her I was gonna be late." |
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slickbobsuckme@2005 on January 26, 2005 @ 9:24 pm |
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get-r-done |
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Dallas_4_Life on January 28, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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masterpieces- my friend has a little dog but i tried to pet him and bit masterpieces |
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Dallas_4_Life on January 28, 2005 @ 3:29 pm |
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fiasco-my favorits NASCAR driver is jeff gordon, but fiasco Ed he’ll tell u his is tony stewart |
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Dallas_4_Life on January 28, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
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mascot-man i was playin football ay the par for 5 hours and mascot tired |
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mitchell on January 28, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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retard-my grandpa retard at age 65
(retired) |
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Blair on January 28, 2005 @ 10:53 pm |
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Poppy Seed- If poppy seed you doing that u’d b n so merch truble. |
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hiyjibubba on January 28, 2005 @ 11:40 pm |
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mannoyace- mannoyace alot a girls in here!!!!! |
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me on February 2, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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florida - cab driver, florida vegas. |
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me on February 2, 2005 @ 5:05 pm |
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oregon - shut up oregon kill you |
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me on February 2, 2005 @ 5:05 pm |
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texas - i pay all me texas |
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me on February 2, 2005 @ 5:06 pm |
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washington - im washington a clothes |
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me on February 2, 2005 @ 5:07 pm |
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idaho - idaho in this here bar |
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me on February 2, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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hawaii - hawaii dija break dat glass |
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adrain on February 2, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
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manasie manys are a lot of pepol in here |
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ale caholic on February 5, 2005 @ 3:48 pm |
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Pudding-You pudding your guns in the truck? |
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goodod on February 5, 2005 @ 4:08 pm |
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hello my friends |
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Fred on February 5, 2005 @ 5:27 pm |
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Did you know that "gullible" is not in the dictionary? |
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Fred on February 5, 2005 @ 5:31 pm |
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Firehose - The new owner of the Gentlman’s club was brought in to firehose that didn’t make their customers happy. |
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Fred on February 5, 2005 @ 5:34 pm |
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Vitamin - Someone’s at the door. Well, go vitamin, it’s cold out there. |
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Fred on February 5, 2005 @ 5:35 pm |
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Paper - I’m tared of payin high cable prices, so i’ll get paper view. |
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Fred on February 5, 2005 @ 5:39 pm |
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Carpet - She was so dumb, she thought that the bobble head dog in the back winder was a carpet. |
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Fred on February 5, 2005 @ 5:50 pm |
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Ripple effect - When you wake up after a Friday night all nighter with a killer headache that goes through to Sunday morning. |
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Fred on February 5, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
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Bobble - Is Robert gonna bring his wife? Yeah, Bobble bring’er. |
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Fred on February 5, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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Weed Puller - If our little girl wasn’t safe at school, weed puller out . |
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larry the cable guy on February 12, 2005 @ 11:22 pm |
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GET-HER-DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Mikey on February 19, 2005 @ 4:32 pm |
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Statue-Hey Tom is statue? |
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draw on February 22, 2005 @ 8:41 pm |
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ubim- You got ten ubim, I got leben ubim. |
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Anna Rexia on February 23, 2005 @ 9:42 pm |
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SORDID~They sordid well in the super bowl. |
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You were born on February 24, 2005 @ 1:03 am |
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ABET~Nice hair man, you loose abet? |
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Christmas is not on February 24, 2005 @ 1:06 am |
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SUBLIME~Can you squeeze sublime in my beer? |
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My birthday is on February 24, 2005 @ 1:14 am |
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ETIQUETTE~I etiquette that stupid job. |
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I re-did this one on February 24, 2005 @ 1:18 am |
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FLORIDA~"Hey cab driver, florida Vegas!" |
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I went broke on on February 24, 2005 @ 1:24 am |
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COMMON~Common getcha car from the impound. |
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Meet at that spot on February 24, 2005 @ 1:33 am |
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DOSE~Gimme dose, they’re mine! |
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Fixed it on February 24, 2005 @ 1:34 am |
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COMMON~Common getcha car from the impound. |
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David P H on February 27, 2005 @ 1:18 pm |
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handsome- when youre done with that handsome my way! |
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Robert Cannon on March 2, 2005 @ 6:38 pm |
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MASS: That crazy cousin’ a mine, done shot me right in MASS. |
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Robert Cannon on March 2, 2005 @ 6:39 pm |
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MASS: That crazy cousin’ a mine, done shot me right in MASS. |
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dd on March 4, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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URINE: Hey you, urine my seat. |
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bord on March 6, 2005 @ 8:01 pm |
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y’all got way to damn much time on ur hands |
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jacob on March 8, 2005 @ 10:14 pm |
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upin hey if ur lookin for them they upin gone to the store
HA HA HA GIT-R-DONE |
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jimmycrackcorn on March 12, 2005 @ 7:31 pm |
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*****kenya***** Kenya please shut the front door |
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mike and justin on March 15, 2005 @ 12:06 pm |
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utah- utah and i’m taller |
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justin ray and mike on March 15, 2005 @ 12:10 pm |
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uno-uno i’m drank mike |
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wanna know? on March 16, 2005 @ 6:09 pm |
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sensuous- Sensouus was up can you bring me a beer. |
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randon on March 21, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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hey im a red neck one time some people came to my yard and asked if we were haveing a yard sale. Climent- hey lets go climent
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randon on March 21, 2005 @ 1:33 pm |
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grassyass-man that girl got a grassyass
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smokenz_lil_cumm_bun on March 25, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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Sensuous....Hey Baby, sensuous up, get me a beer will ya? |
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Timmy T on March 28, 2005 @ 9:31 pm |
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git-r done !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JRod on March 31, 2005 @ 11:13 am |
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First he went to the store indiana went to the movies |
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devon on April 6, 2005 @ 9:50 am |
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uranal - uranaload of trouble |
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bigred on April 6, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
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to all of the muddin red necks out there yall cant tuch my mudwzer |
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Dan on April 7, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
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Gestapo- Gestapo here and i’ll walk the rest of the way |
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liz on April 8, 2005 @ 11:38 pm |
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porn- man it’s porn down rain outside |
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bubs on April 10, 2005 @ 12:37 pm |
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i like the 1 of the show that goes
asskot-no wunder momas asskot so big |
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bob on April 13, 2005 @ 5:52 pm |
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offspring- I jumped o my bed and offspringed onto the floor. |
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Ruthie on April 13, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
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urinate........this restaurant has good food, I,m glad we came ur..in..ate!! |
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atlanter rocks on April 14, 2005 @ 11:36 am |
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urina- urina lot of trouble when moma gets home |
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atlanter rocks on April 14, 2005 @ 11:36 am |
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urina- urina lot of trouble when moma gets home |
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Bree-n-Pat4life on April 14, 2005 @ 10:01 pm |
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Alaska- Larry, Can you come huntin’ tommarow? Don’t know my wife |
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bnp on April 14, 2005 @ 10:02 pm |
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i don’t know alaska my wife |
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Korey on April 16, 2005 @ 10:59 am |
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Whenyagittin-whenyagittin dos pick-up tucks back that larry bard? |
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sex is my name on April 16, 2005 @ 11:03 am |
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boner-when ya gonna boner?... You should boner tomorrow i mean she is your wife! |
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Country Folk on April 17, 2005 @ 12:07 am |
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Just makin things strait with ya’ll, Larry The Cable Guy is the best damn comedian in the world, so all yall who are sayin bad stuff about ’m shut the hell up before yall get ya ass beat!!!!!
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Johnboy on April 19, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
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Menu - Betty later on menu going to get something to eat |
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Johnboy on April 19, 2005 @ 3:33 pm |
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Pasture - I pasture wife on the road today and she shot me a bird |
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Johnboy on April 19, 2005 @ 3:35 pm |
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Doctor - My wife came home made today, she got wrote up at work and they doctor pay |
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Dan on April 20, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
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Harassment - Harassment nothing to me i swear |
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WonDumFok on April 21, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
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-----Yucatan----- larry turns and says "ya know darlin’ if you go ahead and take that top off Yucatan them b@@bies!" |
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STUPID on April 22, 2005 @ 5:49 pm |
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LARRY DA BEST!!!!!
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teedee on April 22, 2005 @ 9:40 pm |
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TEAL > Ieave me alone, or I’ll teal mom :P |
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mm on April 23, 2005 @ 4:46 pm |
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soldier- hunny i soldier your car last night
{sold your} |
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Eric on April 24, 2005 @ 5:38 am |
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Sarah- sarah beer in the fridge? I’m thirsty |
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WonDumFok on April 24, 2005 @ 12:52 pm |
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-------assets------ I have a new apartment over the bank..... and now my assets over a million dollars. |
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Me on April 24, 2005 @ 8:35 pm |
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Israel~~~ "Yep at deer israel" |
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Shyann_Tanya on April 30, 2005 @ 9:44 pm |
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Harmony- Harmony beers can ya chug? |
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Shyann_Tanya on April 30, 2005 @ 9:50 pm |
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wristlet (for you men that have no clue what that is it is kind of like a braclet)
My wristlet on fire! |
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Shyann_Tanya on April 30, 2005 @ 9:55 pm |
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Anchor
I kissed this girl anchor brother came after me! |
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145263987 on May 1, 2005 @ 7:43 pm |
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popa roach
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yo mama on June 27, 2005 @ 4:52 pm |
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fetus;;; a you gonna get yo mama to fetus tonight
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Joey on June 28, 2005 @ 10:33 pm |
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Grusome - Y’all want some watermelon? I grusome. |
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Joey on June 28, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
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Underwear - Where’d the dog go?
- She’s under there.
- Underwear? |
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Joey on June 28, 2005 @ 10:44 pm |
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Maple - If something else violent happens at our daughter’s school we maple her out. |
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Galina Dziuma on June 29, 2005 @ 11:16 pm |
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ater - " what’d you do with that deer you caught last week ? "....................." I ate ’er " |
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yo mama on July 6, 2005 @ 1:49 pm |
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gator: Are you gonna open the gator not?
coolant: You’re too hyper, man- coolant!
guitar: We need to guitar and rocks to pave the road.
figure: Don’t touch that figure reaching for-it’s poisonous.
German: The doctor found a German my blood.
derelict:I was hunting,and the derelict (deer licked) himself and walked on by
taint:Hey I tell ya ih taint me...I b’lieve the dawg’z got gas...cause ih taint me...
"fascinate" was good too. I’ve got nine buttons, but I can only fascinate of them
"Poppyseed’ you smokin the other day and told you not to do that nomore!
Butternut".... "I told Grandma she butternut eat so much or shes gonna die!"
"Ascot"..... "Well its no wonder her ’ascot’ so big!"
juicy- hey! did juicy what i saw
Innuendo-- Juicy that? A bird just flew innuendo!!
CHINESE........ leave me alone im chinese boots on |
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yo mama on July 6, 2005 @ 1:49 pm |
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India--where is the ketchup? Its INDIA....refrigerator
BUTTERFACE-- everything is nice but ’er face
florida - cab driver, florida vegas.
oregon - shut up oregon kill you
texas - i pay all me texas
idaho - idaho in this here bar
Vitamin - Someone’s at the door. Well, go vitamin, it’s cold out there.
Weed Puller - If our little girl wasn’t safe at school, weed puller out .
offspring- I jumped o my bed and offspringed onto the floor.
Harassment - Harassment nothing to me i swear
soldier- hunny i soldier your car last night
Harmony- Harmony beers can ya chug?
Grusome - Y’all want some watermelon? I grusome.
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DavidR. on July 14, 2005 @ 8:34 pm |
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annual- "You’ll wash the pants, annual wash the socks, too." |
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Mason on July 20, 2005 @ 8:09 am |
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Noah-Did u noah bout that girl the other day
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Dwayne on July 23, 2005 @ 11:03 am |
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halfasinit- "What are you doing George?" "Oh Just trying to get the job done Sam." "Well if Joe’d quit halfasinit we’d be done two hours ago." |
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Korey on July 27, 2005 @ 8:07 am |
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anisheate-my wife ate a hamburger anisheate a bag a potato Chips.. |
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Morgan on July 28, 2005 @ 7:50 am |
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laidher- ill talk to you laidher |
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NELSON on August 8, 2005 @ 8:23 am |
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SELDOM-MY UNCLE HAD A LOT OF CARS LAST WEEK, I GUESS HE "SELL DEM" ALL |
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the academia nut on August 12, 2005 @ 8:02 am |
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for Women’s Health month
gynocologist- Man Honey-when are you goin to the box doctor?
Woman-I’m a gyn -a cal-a-jist as soon as we git home.
Ovarian
Where’s your wife?
She’s over-ian the shed. |
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Lynn on August 14, 2005 @ 6:05 pm |
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asphalt- "It’s your ass fault we got caught by the police". |
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Uncle Tom on August 17, 2005 @ 8:19 am |
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Discussion - Eva cents yo mama sat on dis couch, discussion been all outta wack! |
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West Virginia Boy on August 21, 2005 @ 2:00 pm |
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TILLER:
I got long jes fine wit my girlfrend tiller mother showed up. |
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West Virginia Boy on August 21, 2005 @ 2:00 pm |
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WITNISS:
Witniss thing here I kin open a beer! |
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grtwhthunter on August 25, 2005 @ 8:09 am |
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donut- Donut let me see you kids playing with that again! |
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scottish_bastard on September 20, 2005 @ 11:29 pm |
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aint aint a word! |
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Hantscounty girl N.S on October 4, 2005 @ 8:32 am |
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I dont play games i hunt em’ |
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rgeryurthyryr on October 4, 2005 @ 8:33 am |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
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Mzzinterpreted in WA on October 10, 2005 @ 8:17 am |
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*Artichoke*
" I reckon I artichoke that redneck that started this dickshinairy stuff !!! " :) |
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