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Git Er Done
Posted by: Shaun on November 25, 2004 @ 6:14 pm
You know you’re a redneck when:
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
Jack Daniel’s makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y’all watch this!"
Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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| From: |
Chels' on December 18, 2004 @ 7:32 pm |
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dang thats sorta funny on it... |
| From: |
Talia on December 21, 2004 @ 6:28 pm |
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hey if there is any guys/girls (bisexual girls) wanna cyber with me and flirt alot then email me at lovin_darlin@hotmail.com
Love you all
xoxoxoxoxox
ps:I got dildo’s and webcam and i take it in the ass,dick size don’t matter as long as i can eat the sperm over and over it’s all good.(loco hint hint) |
| From: |
SMA on January 15, 2005 @ 3:49 am |
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UH GOOD JOKES BUT TALIA U ARE ONE FUGLY HOE AND YOU SHOULD GET SOME HELP CUZZ LAST TIME I CHECKED JOHN KERRY LOST THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE!
AND IM NOT JOKIN GET SOME HELP!! |
| From: |
Rabbit on February 28, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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These jokes hear are co dang funny makes you want 2 slap yer mama |
| From: |
randy on March 3, 2005 @ 9:44 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you enter you pickup into the tractor pulls |
| From: |
hh on March 23, 2005 @ 10:39 am |
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big balls |
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josh on April 16, 2005 @ 11:00 pm |
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good |
| From: |
vic on April 18, 2005 @ 9:22 pm |
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umm was up with the queer |
| From: |
thysine on August 15, 2005 @ 8:09 am |
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Stfu.
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| From: |
micayla on September 8, 2005 @ 7:47 am |
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hahah |
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