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Redneck Jokes
Posted by: Josh on January 6, 2005 @ 10:52 am
You may be a Redneck If...
Your coon dawg’s collar costs more than your wife’s weddin ring.
Your idea of a "Pyrotechnics Display" is Throwing a match into a gasoline tank.
You’d rather sleep with your coon dawgs than with your wife.
If you think a "water bed" is a matress in a bathtub filled with water.
Your first love was Daisy Duke.
Your Favorite past-time is making fun of Rednecks.
Your whole family goes to your graduation in their 1970 Chevy S-10 Junker. |
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| From: |
Nicole Perkins on January 18, 2005 @ 6:02 pm |
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hi i’m from crown point ny and we all love redneck jokes |
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Brandon on February 7, 2005 @ 5:31 pm |
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I love redneck jokes especially when Jeff says them |
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Cyle Norris on February 13, 2005 @ 12:05 am |
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jeff foxworthy is my biggest fan, him and larry the cable guy and all the other guys from blue collar comedy tour.
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wacker5540 on February 15, 2005 @ 8:42 pm |
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WOW! this is awesome! i like this joke and all the other redneck jokes! im the biggest 12 yr. old redneck u’ll ever meet and i LOVE this shit! |
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megan on September 4, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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i aint no redneck!!
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