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redneck days of x-mas
Posted by: Christina on March 10, 2005 @ 2:59 pm

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12 Redneck Days of Christmas

12 pack of Bud
11 wrestling tickets
10 cans of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Redman
6 cans of Spam
5 Flannel Shirts
4 mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 hunting dogs
and a part to a Mustang GT



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From: t on March 13, 2005 @ 7:49 pm
Comment: sounded better in a song

From: christina on March 14, 2005 @ 1:59 pm
Comment: it is a song.........can’t sing it out for ya!!!!!!!!!!! it would take too long to type the whole thing. this is to the point.

From: someone on March 16, 2005 @ 11:29 am
Comment: itis funner in a joke

From: myself on March 16, 2005 @ 10:45 pm
Comment: the song actually talked

From: amy on March 24, 2005 @ 6:00 am
Comment: I thought it was great thanks for the laugh

From: yarddog on March 25, 2005 @ 1:52 pm
Comment: i enjoyed this one... i will have to share this one with the pups..

From: DAVID on March 31, 2005 @ 5:27 pm
Comment: THESE ARE THE BEST JOKES EVERY

From: Foxworthy Fan on April 2, 2005 @ 3:37 am
Comment: that was a gr8 joke, luvd the severe alchol reference, and i can just c my uncle budd living up 2 that very song.

From: RodeoSweetheart on April 5, 2005 @ 6:52 pm
Comment: I really like that song when they play it on the radio. I think it is hillarius expecialy the first time I heard it.

From: jessica on August 14, 2005 @ 6:06 pm
Comment: that is soooo awesome.

From: jr0490 on September 9, 2005 @ 8:05 am
Comment: you screwed it up it is not meant to be heard without lyrics jerkoff

   
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