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251-288 You might be a redneck jokes
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 6:19 pm
251.Your best ashtray is a turtle shell.
252.Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
253.You think cur is a breed of dog.
254.People hear your car long before they see it.
255.Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
256.Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
257.Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
258.Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.
259.Your birth announcement included the word "rug rat".
260.You’ve ever hitchhiked naked,
261.You’re turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
262.You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle.
263.Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is a combine."
264.The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
265.The highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
266.Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
267.Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
268.There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
269.You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
270.The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
271.You’ve ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
272.You’ve ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
273.Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
274.Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
275.You think mud rasslin’ should be an Olympic sport.
276.The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
277.You list your parole officer as a reference.
278.There are more fish on your wall than pictures.
279.Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
280.There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.
281.You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.
282.You’ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
283.Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
284.Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
285.You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
286.You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
287.You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
288.You’re still scalping tickets after the concert is over
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JOE FEILDS on March 23, 2004 @ 11:32 am |
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THESE ARE FUNNT AS CRAP
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Larra D. on March 24, 2004 @ 1:28 pm |
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WOW~ I never knew how much of a redneck i am |
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LARRY THE CABLE GUY on March 26, 2004 @ 4:54 am |
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GET UR DONE
I DONT CARE WHO YA ARE THATS FUNNY RIGHT THERE
YA ONTO
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Roseanna on March 30, 2004 @ 7:53 pm |
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GOOD FUN WHEN YOU WANT TO HAVE A GREAT TIME! I’M SUCH A REDNECK! |
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joe nosh on April 18, 2004 @ 6:35 pm |
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these r ok but ive heard better |
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Trevor on April 22, 2004 @ 10:50 am |
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What would life be like without red necks??? |
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crazy on April 29, 2004 @ 4:17 pm |
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you mite be a red neck if you use pinestrall as toilet |
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Nobody on June 2, 2004 @ 7:58 pm |
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if you go to your family reunion to pick up chicks, you might be a redneck
if your working tv is sitting ontop of your nonworking tv, you might be a redneck |
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HooterMan on July 17, 2004 @ 6:57 pm |
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You might be a Red Neck if all your bad truck and car tires are on the top of your trailer |
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Sami on July 23, 2004 @ 4:47 pm |
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Damn! I have a cur dog. |
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josh on August 4, 2004 @ 6:57 pm |
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If you work with your shirt off and so does your husband you might be a Red Neck . |
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Casey on August 21, 2004 @ 11:23 pm |
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If it wouldn’t fer rednecks the world would have already been conquored. Hell, I ain’t one a dem thare rednecks! |
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ana on September 10, 2004 @ 5:46 pm |
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i think that this site is seriously lacking in the "you might be minnesotan" jokes. but these are very funny. What in the world is a "cur"? |
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tasha on September 29, 2004 @ 2:20 am |
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FINALLY A REDNECK THA MAKES SENSE. THOSE ARE VERY FUNNY.GOOD ONE(S) |
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Biggest redneck gurl on October 19, 2004 @ 6:14 pm |
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sorry larry the cable guy but i don’t think u r wut u think u r...i’m not inpressed...i guess hott gurls like me can’t find funny hott redneck guys out their in this site like my old b/f... :’( |
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jackie on December 23, 2004 @ 10:35 pm |
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all u rednecks GIT-R-DONE |
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redneck on December 28, 2004 @ 10:23 pm |
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i am a true redneck |
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Heather on January 7, 2005 @ 12:34 pm |
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I love these redneck jokes they make my day better |
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Heather on January 7, 2005 @ 12:34 pm |
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I love these redneck jokes they make my day better |
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Sara on January 12, 2005 @ 10:01 pm |
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Git -R- Done! Rednecks ’R’ Us |
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sara on January 12, 2005 @ 10:03 pm |
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i sawre i thought there was a dog thatd called a cur my family and i say that we have a florida cur... lol : / |
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sara on January 12, 2005 @ 10:04 pm |
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i sware i thought there was a dog that was called a cur! my family and i say that we have a florida cur.!.. lol : / |
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Jon on February 1, 2005 @ 10:49 pm |
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IF YOU THINK NSYNC IS WHERE YOUR DIRTY DISHES ARE...YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK. I PROMISE YA’LL I JUST LOVE JEFF FOXWORTHY’S "YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK" JOKES |
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on February 4, 2005 @ 11:00 pm |
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foxworthy fan on March 5, 2005 @ 1:02 am |
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ya might be a redneck if ya think the last line of the national anthem is GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES |
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FOXWORTHY FAN on March 5, 2005 @ 1:12 am |
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BITCH YA SURE KNOW HOW TO PISS A REDNECK OFF...FUCK YOU |
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Cody on March 5, 2005 @ 11:27 pm |
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If your mom is a mailman you might be a redneck |
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kerri on March 11, 2005 @ 2:38 pm |
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Get-R-Done |
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ruddog iymin cur ? on March 11, 2005 @ 5:52 pm |
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u might bae a redneck if nun a ya tires on ya truck match |
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ruddog on March 11, 2005 @ 5:59 pm |
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u might me a redneck , no , u surely are a redneck if u dont know what a "cur" is??? |
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ruddog on March 11, 2005 @ 6:04 pm |
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if u kin skin a catfish wit out a nife , u miht b a redneck |
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Redneck on March 21, 2005 @ 6:04 pm |
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In the words of Larry the Cable Guy:
That’s funny right there I don’t care who ya are that’s funny GIT-R-DONE |
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kenny drewery on March 21, 2005 @ 6:18 pm |
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IF YOU EVER HAD YOUR NIPPLE BITTEN OFF BY A BEAVER YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
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Varinia on March 22, 2005 @ 11:07 pm |
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i got one thats better and i made it up:
If u’ve ever been caught fucking ur cousin by ur uncle and all he said was better clean her out before her brother comes home...u might be a redneck!!!! |
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redneck on July 26, 2005 @ 7:50 am |
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you mite be a red neck if you shut your door and a shotgun makes a sunroof in your car |
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