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More Kids Jokes
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 6:36 pm
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you’ll rise and shine!
How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
One! After that its not empty! (
What washes up on very small beaches?
Microwaves!
Why do candle trimmers work so few days a week?
They only work on wick-ends!
What’s the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
What breaks when you say it?
Silence!
If Phil & Lil were a fruit, what kind would they be?
A pear (pair) |
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| From: |
Andy Wen on March 2, 2004 @ 7:24 pm |
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Those are some of the stupidest jokes I have ever heard.
I only gave you a 5 because I’ve seen some pretty horrible stuff |
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LAURA on March 20, 2004 @ 5:22 am |
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ALL THESE JOKES ARE BORING GET SOME GOOD 1S PLEASE
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| From: |
Kori on January 6, 2005 @ 12:15 pm |
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I liked these jokes, some were pretty funny. |
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Carly on February 23, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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You need to have kid jokes that all ages would understand and also, more jokes not just 5. Have catorized jokes like March jokes Christmas jokes etc.,
Thanks |
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