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Kids Jokes 8
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 6:39 pm

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What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi Cliff!

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Doyouthinkysarus!

What did the robot say when his battery went dead?

AC Come, AC Go!

What did Pooh say to his agent?

Show me the honey!

What’s the last thing you take off before going to sleep?

Your feet off the floor!

What rock group has four men that don’t sing?

Mount Rushmore!

What should you do when you’re dying?

Go into the living room & eat life savers!

What has four legs but doesn’t move?

A table!

What is H204?

Drinking!


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From: u r rejected on June 21, 2004 @ 12:05 am
Comment: wat da fuck kinda crap is dis

   
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