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Kid Jokes 8
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 6:40 pm
Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?
His son...he was a little Bigger!
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck!
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?
Because the poor didn’t have any money!
How do you make antifreeze?
Hide her nightgown!
What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight!
What do you call a city with 2,000 eggs?
New Yolk City
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday, of course!
Why did the man throw his pants out the window?
He heard the newspaper boy yell "Free Press"! |
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