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Kids Jokes 9
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 6:41 pm

What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb!

What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something!

What goes up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?
An umbrella!

What do you call a funny guy whose face changes colors?
A chameleon

What song does a van radio play?
A cartoon (car tune)!

Why is Santa Claus like a busy gardener?
Because all he does is HO HO HO!

What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits!

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