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Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 6:44 pm
What did the shaggy dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?
The wrong answer!
Why does the letter A look like a flower?
Because a b(bee) always comes after it!
Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
Because he swept her off her feet!
What form of math discusses plant growth?
Geometry (Gee-I’m a Tree)! (
When does a cart come before a horse?
In the dictionary!
What two letters of the alphabet contain nothing?
MT!
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
She couldn’t control her pupils!
Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
Why did the teacher jump into the lake?
Because she wanted to test the waters |
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