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Brilliant Things
Posted by: Keza on April 11, 2005 @ 2:49 am
TEACHER: OK boys and girls lets talk about brilliant things, if you know whats brilliant, raise your hand and i’ll point to one of you and you’ll tell me whats brilliant. So raise your hand please class. Peter?
PETER: Monster twucks
TEACHER: Monster trucks are brilliant to some people, good. ummmm Rosie?
ROSIE: Fwowers
TEACHER: Good Rosie, excellent, now Michael?
MICHAEL: A pwegnent 15 year old girl
TEACHER: Well a pregnant girl is brilliant in any age but why do you say a 15 year old?
MICHAEL: My older sister is 15 years old and when she told my dad that she’s pwegnent he said "Well thats fucking brilliant"
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JULIA on April 23, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY BUT I FORGOT TO LAUGH
THINK OF BETTER CRAP NEXT TIME
JACKASS
LIKE YOUR FACE IS SO UGLY WHENEVER ANYONE LOOKS AT YOU THEY TURN TO STONE.
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tia on April 24, 2005 @ 12:51 pm |
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dat was da funniest joke ever
too bad i didnt get it
god men were do yu get all thiz shit from
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Ace on April 25, 2005 @ 1:37 pm |
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Well, I found it original and funny... Keep up the good work, Keza. |
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billy on April 27, 2005 @ 6:58 pm |
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that joke sucked. who in the hell whould say monster twucks |
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billy on April 27, 2005 @ 6:58 pm |
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that joke sucked. who in the hell whould say monster twucks |
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Barney the Dinosaur on May 12, 2005 @ 3:19 am |
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Please assrape me and give me an enema. I want to drink my own enema water so bad. |
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adlnf on May 12, 2005 @ 9:21 pm |
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that is so bad $ and yet soo good |
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raymond on May 25, 2005 @ 5:16 am |
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What in the world is fwowers? Huh? |
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Keza on May 26, 2005 @ 12:46 am |
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its a class room of KIDS, HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO KIDS WITH FUNNY CUTE LISPS. idiot |
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to: Keza on June 17, 2005 @ 5:54 am |
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That’s a unique name, baby. Wanna make love in the sunset? |
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luu on July 29, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
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haa |
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