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School Collection 25
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 7:24 pm

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Little Monster: I hate my teacher.
Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!

"What’s the matter with your dinner?"
"Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I’ve eaten!"

A history joke
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else!

A math joke
Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?
Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?
Pupil: The sausage!


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Comment: pretty feeble, aren.t they ?

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Comment: must kill spud

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Comment: Shit i was the third one to write a comment

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Comment: you’re all stupid!!!!!!!!

   
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