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Kids Jokes 13
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 7:30 pm
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?
Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!
Teacher: This is the third time I’ve had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
Pupil: Thank heavens it’s Friday !
Teacher: Didn’t you hear me call you ?
Pupil: But you said not to answer you back !
Teacher: Why can’t you ever answer any of my questions ?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn’t be much point in me being here !
Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age ?
Pupil: The sausage ! |
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| From: |
Brittany on April 12, 2004 @ 10:39 pm |
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Thats what i wish i could say 2 my teacher |
| From: |
Frank on August 22, 2004 @ 2:37 pm |
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Brittany I wish I could tell you your a sexy bitch and I want to eat you out. |
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