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Kids Jokes 12
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 7:30 pm
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
Teacher: You new here aren’t you, what’s your name ?
Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
Teacher: I’ll call you Fred Smith then.
Pupil: My dad won’t like that.
Teacher: Why is that ?
Pupil: He doesn’t like people taking the Mickey out of my name !
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses ?
Because his class was so bright !
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher ?
He couldn’t control his pupils !
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to ?
Pupil: Nobody I know ! |
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