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When Aliens Attack
Posted by: Katie on August 13, 2004 @ 6:21 pm

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There were three aliens that whanted to take over the world but they had to learn the language so they went to go learn a word the first alien went to a park and he saw some kids playing soccor and they were voting on who was going to go get the ball and this kid yelled out "me me " .so that is what the first alien learned .the second alien went to a dinner and a couple yelled out we need "forks and knives". so tha is what the second alien learned .the third alien went to a school and he say a little kid that was running after some kids yelling "wait for me ".so that is what the third alien learned so they all meet up agian in a field and they tolled each other what they learned so after a few minutes a cop pulls by and say who killed this man on the side of the road and the first alien said me me and then they police said how did you kill him the second alien respond and says with forks and knives forks and knives so the cop said i need you to come down town with me then the third one starts chacing the cop car yelling wait for me wait for me.


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From: gdevilr + sk8ergirl on September 24, 2004 @ 4:09 pm
Comment: funny funny funny

From: tanya16 on October 9, 2004 @ 12:06 pm
Comment: that was ok

From: Carrot on October 13, 2004 @ 6:53 am
Comment: It Was K Just A Bit 2 long and a bit predictible but i hadnt heard it be4

From: u r dum on October 17, 2004 @ 5:54 am
Comment: origanal

From: Amy on December 1, 2004 @ 8:19 pm
Comment: SUCKED FUCKING ASS WAY TO LAME AND U TOLD IT WRONG U LAME ASS! O AND LEARN TO SPELL SO WE CAN AT LEAST UNDERSTAND IT!

From: timmy on June 9, 2005 @ 5:46 pm
Comment: that was cool! make another good one! cool homie

   
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