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Magic slide
Posted by: Whatever on September 14, 2004 @ 10:27 pm
One day three kids where playing in the playground and where jumping on all the play equipment, having the time of there lives.
When the first kid was under the slide making a sand castle a little dwarf wizard appeared.
The little boy asked,’hi little wizard what are you here for?’
The little Wizard replied,’ Ive come to grant you three one wish each because this is a magic slide!’
’Let me explain how it works’, said the wizard.’When any one of you goes down the slide you can make a wish while you are sliding and at the end of the slide there is what you have wished for.’
’Wow!’ said little Johnny, the first boy that saw the wizard.’ Ill go first.’
So little Johnny jumped on the slide, and while sliding down he said out load,’GOLD!’ And a whole pile of gold laid down befor him at the end of the slide.
The second boy jumped on the slide, and while sliding down he yelled ’SILVER!’ At the end of the slide a whole lot of silver laid down befor him.
The third little boy named Ralph, wanted to try it too. So he got up on the slide and while sliding down, because it was so fun and such whooosh, he shouted out WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
And you can guess what happened then! : -)
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tanya16 on October 9, 2004 @ 12:05 pm |
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i dont know...wat happened |
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the bbb on October 9, 2004 @ 3:56 pm |
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wot the fuk that was lame no offense
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| From: |
Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 8:21 pm |
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I am Dr. Bartrow D. Dennis. This was a foolish, horrible joke like all of these. Poor taste and poor effort on the part of everyone.
A good joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was on the side he was on.
Dr. Bartrow D. Dennis, Ph.D, Harvard |
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Dr. Dicknose Dennis on October 15, 2004 @ 4:33 pm |
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Why did Dr. Dickless Dennis cross the road? Cause his pimp told him to get his manbitch ass over here and a pay this nigga. |
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Amy on December 1, 2004 @ 8:16 pm |
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Dr. Dicknose Dennis? u should put that one up it is pretty good... |
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