Prankers Paradise
Jokes
Submit
Moderator
Links
Contact
Drug Rehab
Halloween
|
| |
ken bigley
Posted by: gary mcdonald on November 2, 2004 @ 7:41 am
| Ken bigley reading a statement and halfway through it l;oses the head and goes home |
Add your own comment
| From: |
Ken Bigley's brother on November 11, 2004 @ 9:27 am |
| Comment: |
That’s fucking hilarious. |
| From: |
Ken Bigley on November 13, 2004 @ 7:42 am |
| Comment: |
I dont find that funny. |
| From: |
mandyxdx on November 13, 2004 @ 9:45 am |
| Comment: |
have you ever had a pint of ken bigley? its just like a pint of john smith but without the head! |
| From: |
mandyxdx on November 13, 2004 @ 12:02 pm |
| Comment: |
muslim hater ma dads arsehole cud shite better insults than u |
| From: |
Ozzy on November 13, 2004 @ 6:45 pm |
| Comment: |
wow thats pretty funny man cause u know it made so much sense, i got a good one too, one time i was taking a dump and flew out the window |
| From: |
nocomment on November 14, 2004 @ 1:52 pm |
| Comment: |
this joke is just sick. i bet your a packi or even better i bet your micheal jackson. if your brittish you dont deserve to be you make me sick |
| From: |
nic on November 14, 2004 @ 4:35 pm |
| Comment: |
you think that is fucking funny the poor bastard is dead you want to see something funny go to orgish.com and see his fucking head get choped off hope you choke on it you twat |
| From: |
The Nice Vicar on November 15, 2004 @ 8:35 am |
| Comment: |
typical. A Scouser finally gets a job and they cut his head off. Still, at least his Mum has a shoulder to cry on |
| From: |
The Nice Vicar on November 15, 2004 @ 8:36 am |
| Comment: |
typical. A Scouser finally gets a job and they cut his head off. Still, at least his Mum has a shoulder to cry on |
| From: |
mandyxdx on November 15, 2004 @ 9:57 am |
| Comment: |
that was so funny u had 2 post it twice? |
| From: |
Aye on November 15, 2004 @ 3:10 pm |
| Comment: |
Hear Weatherspoons Is Opening The First British Pub In Iraq?
There Calling It The Ken Bigleys Head.
Thanks. |
| From: |
mandyxdx on November 16, 2004 @ 5:50 pm |
| Comment: |
i have seen ken bigley been beheaded at ogrish.com nd it is not funny at all |
| From: |
bev on November 18, 2004 @ 7:11 am |
| Comment: |
fuckin great xxxxxxxx
|
| From: |
Sarah jane barneemz on November 19, 2004 @ 8:03 am |
| Comment: |
I am thoroughly disgusted with this joke. What kind of low life miscrean are you? to find humor in someone else’s death?! I AM APPALLED!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
andrew lange on November 19, 2004 @ 3:41 pm |
| Comment: |
the ken bigley video at ogrish is rubbish! there is far better ones the family can gather round and watch.
you try and help the dirty race, they will shit on you! |
| From: |
harsh on November 23, 2004 @ 12:56 pm |
| Comment: |
Never mind, they is having a memorial dinner for the Bigley family
only £25 a head! |
| From: |
Druss on November 23, 2004 @ 7:10 pm |
| Comment: |
Not sure if the Ken Bigley pub will work as the brewing trade is a "cut throat business". Mind they have brought a range of Ken Bigley memorial crackers for XMAS - they are like normal crackers but you dont get the hat! |
| From: |
Claire Vinxywinxy on November 24, 2004 @ 3:13 am |
| Comment: |
OOOHhh u know what i just went and brought some Ken Bigley Christmas Crackers, there just like normal ones except u dont get a hat!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
MR HELP on November 24, 2004 @ 7:36 am |
| Comment: |
U ARE SICK BUT THE PEOPLE WRITING BAD THING ARE SICKER |
| From: |
kathryn & sami on November 24, 2004 @ 1:14 pm |
| Comment: |
You are all sick fucks making jokes i hope you come to the same fates as he did u fucking wankers. welsh peeps think the fucking same as us you fucking scum |
| From: |
sunny on November 27, 2004 @ 7:40 pm |
| Comment: |
did u hear about ken bigleys race?
he had a head start! |
| From: |
dan on November 30, 2004 @ 9:22 am |
| Comment: |
your all sick |
| From: |
Amy on December 1, 2004 @ 8:11 pm |
| Comment: |
HUH!??!?! |
| From: |
Shane Anthony Macken on December 1, 2004 @ 9:05 pm |
| Comment: |
@lease ken bigleys mam has got a soulder 2 cry on :p |
| From: |
anon on December 5, 2004 @ 7:27 pm |
| Comment: |
You are one sick individual if you think ANYTHING about what happened to KB is funny. |
| From: |
anon on December 6, 2004 @ 9:25 am |
| Comment: |
what a knob |
| From: |
anon on December 6, 2004 @ 9:26 am |
| Comment: |
what a knob |
| From: |
crazee fool on December 10, 2004 @ 11:07 am |
| Comment: |
pleeze down’t gett your hedd chopped orf becorse it might be soore ! |
| From: |
Big Daddy C on December 13, 2004 @ 7:35 am |
| Comment: |
You Muthafucking Jizz Muncher! I hope you get run over by a bus you twat |
| From: |
mad scottish bastard on December 14, 2004 @ 3:53 pm |
| Comment: |
those jokes are fucking sick you sick twisted bastards!!!!! hope that happens to you |
| From: |
MUSLIM CRUSHER on December 16, 2004 @ 6:00 pm |
| Comment: |
THE NAME OF THE SITE IS OGRISH.COM NOT ORGISH
AND WHEN THE CIVIL WAR KICKS OFF, THIS IS WHAT I AM GOINGTO DO TO EVERY ISLAM FOLLOWER I FIND. EXCEPT WHEN I SERATE THEIR UNWORTHY HEADS FROM THEIR BODIES, I WILLFEED THE REMAINS TO MY PIGS ON THE FARM. HAHA
AND I WILL POST THESE VIDEOS ON THE NET.
GET GUNS, CROSSBOWS AND WORDS. ARM YOUR HOUSES AND ROTECT YOUR FAMILIES, AND TURN BRITAIN INTO A LAKE OF MUSLIM BLOOD IN WHICH THEIR HEADLESS BODIES CAN SIMMER.
DEATH TO ALL ISLAM ! WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS AND THEY KNOW IT. WEAK INFEDEL SATANISTS WILL BE CRUSHED BY THE CHRISTIAN ALLIANCES. BURN THEIR BODIES IN THE STREETS. GUT THEM AND HANG THEM FROM TREES TO WATCH THEIR INNERS FALL OUT. BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH SHOES AND BACON JOINTS , THN PISS AND SPIT ALL OVER THEIR MUTILATED ISLAM CORPSES.
PRAISE JESUS ! |
| From: |
ultima_joker on December 18, 2004 @ 4:21 pm |
| Comment: |
some of u are taking life a little to seriously, u know the score........... build a bridge and get over it! |
| From: |
idealist on December 22, 2004 @ 3:06 pm |
| Comment: |
religion does not kill people , people kill people
they use religion as a front the same way some of you bigots target islam or non white people in your responses......
all very sad......for goodness sake grow up buy a dictionary and look up empathy |
| From: |
Jesus on December 25, 2004 @ 7:15 am |
| Comment: |
its my birthday today |
| From: |
MOC girl on December 26, 2004 @ 11:57 am |
| Comment: |
Latest reports from Iraq suggest scouse hostage Ken Bigley is still alive after
it was comfirmed that his giro had been cashed at a baghdad post office. |
| From: |
i love pussy on January 3, 2005 @ 6:42 pm |
| Comment: |
pussy is incredible
pussy is great
pussy is fabulous
pussy is ingenious
pussy is sehr gut!! |
| From: |
hard arse muslim on January 4, 2005 @ 9:41 pm |
| Comment: |
Why is Ken biggley bad in bed?
Because he cant give head. |
| From: |
tracey on January 7, 2005 @ 9:04 am |
| Comment: |
i dont find anything funny about what happened to ken it was fucking sick how would you like it if was somone you know
|
| From: |
damo on January 8, 2005 @ 12:07 pm |
| Comment: |
YOU ARE SICK IN THE HEAD YOU TWISTED BASTARD. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAV YOUR HEAD SAWED OF SLOWLY. GET A LIFE. |
| From: |
MAD SCOTTISH BASTARD on January 10, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
| Comment: |
IF I LOG ON TO THIS SITE AGAIN AND SEE MORE KEN BIGLEY JOKES I WILL HUNT YOUS DOWN AND FUCKIN TORTURE YOU !!!!! FUCK YOUS ALL |
| From: |
Stimulin on January 11, 2005 @ 9:44 pm |
| Comment: |
Lol fucking amazing jokes. The people complaining. If you dont like it dont come here? You just waste our time having to read through your shit. |
| From: |
just an average girl on January 12, 2005 @ 9:25 am |
| Comment: |
hey Stimulin. we didnt expect a joke like this to be under the kids section!!! then again the title shoud have been enough to tell people what it was about. |
| From: |
christine greenwell on January 19, 2005 @ 6:55 am |
| Comment: |
how do people chop there heads of and can i see it please |
| From: |
nav on January 19, 2005 @ 6:58 pm |
| Comment: |
what did they ply at his funerial,,,,,,, weres your head at |
| From: |
jewel on January 21, 2005 @ 2:42 pm |
| Comment: |
your people who are joking around on the Ken Biggley beheading is disgrace and also it will came to all those who laugh at such thing. You got to think war is not over and how about it one of your family members or you who would be laughing then. Your have to pray every night a thank god you still here with your family and your safe. Rembered Bush is still President. Cont. to pray. |
| From: |
Ken Bigley on January 21, 2005 @ 7:13 pm |
| Comment: |
Hi I’m Ken Bigley ...
There’s nothing funny about what happened to me ... it bloody chaffed I can tell you!
Some funny jokes, but the biggest is that the G-Man (God) has told me that all your asses are going to roast in hell ...
Did you know that ’Ken Bigley’ is one of the best players on Unreal Tournament ... bit of trivia for you ... oh + the only reason I escaped was because I ran out of crack - stealing the car was the easy bit - I am from Liverpool ...
Best,
Ken
P.S: Tell my mum Lil I’ll see her soon (she’s got about 3 weeks to go) and Paul will fall off a scyscraper in Canada in 2008 - ah well !!! |
| From: |
jimbv on January 23, 2005 @ 5:31 am |
| Comment: |
I assume you are all pakistanis/arabs.No british person would laugh about this matter.One day when our government is no longer weak you will be sent to the desert from whence you came. |
| From: |
RKO on January 26, 2005 @ 1:36 am |
| Comment: |
I am so dissgusted at the things i’ve read in here. I have seen the video of the beheading of Ken Bigley and I have to say i was sick for days after seeing it. And to make a joke about it is wrong i can say so many things here but most good ppl have already said them. For those of you making the jokes u r as bad as the bastards who beheaded an inocent man. For those of you that condem them for saying it i praise you.
What happened to Ken was a tragedy and a tragedy that should never have happened and i hope the bastards that did it rot in hell for what they did.
God Bless you Ken (A true hero of our time) And God speed |
| From: |
jewel on January 27, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
| Comment: |
right on RKO
|
| From: |
RKO on January 28, 2005 @ 4:36 am |
| Comment: |
Thanks : ) |
| From: |
RKO on January 28, 2005 @ 10:23 pm |
| Comment: |
lol you got it man
p.s By the way you use the word feinian im guessing ur from Northern Ireland
or i could be wrong |
| From: |
builder j on February 3, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
| Comment: |
BIGGLLLYYYYYY HERB!!!!!!! |
| From: |
UK SOiLDER on February 7, 2005 @ 2:35 pm |
| Comment: |
WHAT THE FUCK U FIND IT FUNNY OVER A BRITISH HELP’R GOT BEHEAD’D BY SUM ARAKI SPUNKFACES HIS DEATH WAS FUCKING DISGRACEFULL WHAT A FUCKING WAAY TO GO OUT BY THEM NINJA FUKKAZ N UR ALL SITTIN ON UR COMPS TAKING THE PISS IF U HAVE SEEN HIS DEATH U WILL NO WHERE I’C CUMMIN FROM
|
| From: |
RKO on February 8, 2005 @ 6:16 pm |
| Comment: |
Hey Soldier u said and i quote "HIS DEATH WAS FUCKING DISGRACEFULL WHAT A FUCKING WAAY TO GO OUT BY THEM NINJA FUKKAZ N UR ALL SITTIN ON UR COMPS TAKING THE PISS" if u actually read what i and most ppl said then u will know that not ALL of us approves of what some of these assholes r saying. I have said that what happened to Ken was a dissgrace and a lot more at that. The ppl that started this sick site are as bad as the bastards who beheade him and thats all i’ve got to say about that
We who are truly brave will never live in fear. |
| From: |
ARAKI NINJA on February 9, 2005 @ 10:00 pm |
| Comment: |
I AINT SEEN KENS VIDEO BUT IM LOOKING FORWARD TO MAKING THE NEW VIDEO,BUT WITH THE UK SOLDIER YOU FUCKEN MUG |
| From: |
Uk Soldier on February 11, 2005 @ 9:47 am |
| Comment: |
kill american, theyre so bloody stupid. Its their fault the guy was beheaded anyway. They start some stupid war, and it turns out the iraq’s dont have nukes. And hes in charge for another four years. You yanks need to get your head out your arse. |
| From: |
lea and stac on February 11, 2005 @ 2:23 pm |
| Comment: |
tou are all sick in the head for making sick jokes about this poor man! have you any fuckin hearts at all! you must be sick and demented! you fucking baistini salachs! |
| From: |
RKO on February 14, 2005 @ 1:30 pm |
| Comment: |
I’m pissed off with ppl coming in here and saying ALL is sick WE are not ALL sick read the fucking posts ppl before writing anything then u will c that som of us do have a heart |
| From: |
Tim Westwood on February 15, 2005 @ 7:41 am |
| Comment: |
Drop the bomb
Tune in guys we can drink some henney and forget about all this shit.
I heard he gave shit head anyway.
WestSide |
| From: |
Ronnie O"Sullivin on February 15, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
| Comment: |
Tim your sick man |
| From: |
steady on February 19, 2005 @ 6:13 pm |
| Comment: |
To all Kens supporters why get involved with arseholes |
| From: |
miteyshrews on February 23, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
| Comment: |
what those bastards did 2 ken bigley has no place in decent society nor do the sick wankers who think its funny |
| From: |
RKO on February 24, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
| Comment: |
Amen Brother |
| From: |
sam walton on March 3, 2005 @ 4:20 pm |
| Comment: |
fucker
|
| From: |
andy on March 4, 2005 @ 1:12 pm |
| Comment: |
ken bigley is a fuckin hero wankers |
| From: |
jonno on March 5, 2005 @ 8:07 am |
| Comment: |
Life’s a bitch and then you die. |
| From: |
Bould on March 9, 2005 @ 10:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Why the fuck has this and all other sites like it not been shut down? if any of u that are taking the piss are british im sure ur a fucking arab supporting low life piece of shite, i cant wait for the day tony blair gets shot and we get a PM that cant actually do somthing for us brits, ive never seen us go kill fucking arabs in the street and blame it on christianity,, islam is a front, why dont we start a religion 2 hide the fact we like killing people, great plan, and i cant stand people who have made a laugh outta this tradgedy, i hope one day people like u are conscripted into the army and are shot on sight by your superiors its nothing less than u deserve, im in the forces and i tell u i dont want 2 be there protecting people like you, they may have had nukes, they may not off but were just following orders, its tony blair, bush and all the fucking arabs that should have had there heads cut off, i hope u sons of bitches that started this shit rott and die.
death to islam |
| From: |
killer on March 11, 2005 @ 5:34 pm |
| Comment: |
one day i stabbed a paki in the eyeball, i repeatedly stabed him in his dirty face, he fell down on one knee i stuck my knife through his shoulder,i stood back and watched him slumped in the corner like a quivering mess, SHIT SKIN FUCK, i went over to my bag and got out my hacksaw , ran over to the worthless piece ov shit and booted his head so hard it bounced off the wall, now he was dreaming of currys and corner shops i got my hacksaw out my bag and slowly hacked of a leg,
i hacked of arms and the other leg and head and all was left was a smelly brown torso, i felt proud of my master piece that i calmly gathered all his limbs and stuck them in a neat pile next to my bag, i took a long look at the lims in front of me just wondering what i could take as a souvenier. iI picked up the head with my left arm with a knife in my right, i had to stab the face more, lots more.i choped off his left ear stuck it my left poket took one last look and went home for some buity sleep. |
| From: |
russ on March 11, 2005 @ 6:02 pm |
| Comment: |
i want bigleys remains for nechrophilia. but that remians to be seen, try giving me head in glasgow "you ken me" and ill rip your the head off the japanese one eyed willy thats wallowing in the great depths of his y fronts. HEY I HEAR YOU SAY ITS ALL A FRONT i can still see his back eye its hidden in a big ley park chutney locker. |
| From: |
john boy on March 11, 2005 @ 6:19 pm |
| Comment: |
does nobody realise that this guy k bigley did,nt do anyone harm he was in iraq to help rebuild the country,and was repaid by being murdered,so im sorry all your jokes about ken are not funny at all ,these so-called holy warriors are just a bunch of scum bags,send in the s.a.s,and find these murdering bastards |
| From: |
MARY on March 14, 2005 @ 1:29 am |
| Comment: |
HOW CAN ANYONE LIKE THIS ITS AWFUL AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE NOTHING LIKE IT AGAIN |
| From: |
Wazza on March 16, 2005 @ 3:47 pm |
| Comment: |
The video was shocking and the beheadings of British citizens should not be made fun of. |
| From: |
mild seven on March 18, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
| Comment: |
john boys queer hes only on here finding out who giving his former lover head .......fuck me he needs good head maybe an improvement on last time YOU KEN
|
|
|
