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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



snake and bunny
Posted by: anonymous on May 9, 2005 @ 3:39 am

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there was a little rabbit hopping down the road when he accidently tripped over a snake!!! when he got to his feet again he want up to the snake and sed.
"im sorry i tripped over you but i didnt see you for i am blind"
the snake said " its ok for i am blind to otherwise i would have moved out the way"
the started talking and soon the rabbit asked
"hey because im blind could you feel all over me and find out what kind of animal i am because i dont know?" so the snake did he curled around the rabbit and then sed
" ok you have soft fur, long ears and a little fluffy tail, you much be a rabbit!!"
"well because i dont no what animal i am either could you do the same for me?" and the rabbit did!!
after doing that he came to a conclusion and told the snake...
"ok your scaley, cold blooded and you have no balls, you must be a lawyer!!!"


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