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Whats your wifes name?
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:12 pm
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven.
"Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who had been a butler.
"I was a good father," he answers.
"Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you were so bad you even married a woman named Sherry. No admittance."
St. Peter then turned to the next man, a carpenter, and asked him the same question.
The carpenter replied that he had worked hard and taken good care of his family.
But St. Peter also rejected him, pointing out that he had been an impossible glutton, so much so that he married a woman named BonBon.
At this point the third man, who had been a lawyer, stood up and said, "Come on, Penny, let’s get out of here." |
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what???? on May 9, 2004 @ 2:34 am |
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i don’t get it
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chuckles on July 7, 2004 @ 3:18 pm |
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lawers like money |
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Jay&Jay on September 2, 2004 @ 12:35 pm |
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I get the penny part, but where did a penny even come from? |
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its me on December 31, 2004 @ 6:54 pm |
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not funny |
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Squige bugheezerd on January 15, 2005 @ 4:21 pm |
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come on guys lawyers are fuckin cheap st. peter says you were so cheap your whole life you married a girl; named penny |
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justain on May 17, 2005 @ 5:41 pm |
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i cant believe that needed explaination. |
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