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Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:15 pm
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: No? Good!
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?
A: The bucket.
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that’s a shame")?
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.
Q. Where can you find a good lawyer?
A. In the cemetary. |
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| From: |
Scott on April 10, 2004 @ 7:29 pm |
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That pretty much sums it up... |
| From: |
jay&jay on April 15, 2004 @ 1:19 am |
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fuckin kick ass man |
| From: |
ed209 on May 7, 2004 @ 6:21 pm |
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what do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? a good start. |
| From: |
chuck on July 7, 2004 @ 3:07 pm |
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i understand the crying shame one, but since when is it a shame when there is a bus of lawers that go off a cliff? |
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chuck on July 7, 2004 @ 3:07 pm |
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i understand the crying shame one, but since when is it a shame when there is a bus of lawers that go off a cliff? |
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rAzzA on October 29, 2004 @ 6:25 pm |
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wot do u call a lawer who hasnt got a wife. a cheat |
| From: |
hi on November 5, 2004 @ 12:31 am |
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eeew |
| From: |
gary on March 17, 2005 @ 8:11 am |
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yea i agree with chuck on this 1 lawers are not the best people they just screw you over!! |
| From: |
gary.....again on March 17, 2005 @ 8:13 am |
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you should play runescape.......the web site is...........www.runescape.com...............its fun! |
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