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Stupid Attorneys
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:16 pm

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A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.

"I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the nervous lawyer.

"No problem, I should be there in about an hour," replied the locksmith.

"Do you think you can make it a little sooner?" pleaded the lawyer. "My top is down and it’s starting to rain."


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From: Estacia on May 5, 2004 @ 10:58 pm
Comment: Please don’t tell me you have a degree?

From: ed209 on May 7, 2004 @ 6:19 pm
Comment: this should be titled " blonde lawyer"!

From: Jay&Jay on September 2, 2004 @ 12:31 pm
Comment: A blonde joke is nothing like a fuckin lawyer joke dumbfuck!!!

From: Women on September 7, 2004 @ 7:52 am
Comment: Thats a good one, ed209 you FUCKING RETARD GET FUCKED AND GO TO HELL :-)

From: gotabrain on November 16, 2004 @ 11:37 am
Comment: Women must be blonde since she couldn’t remember her name

   
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