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The Titanic is sinking...
Posted by: Big Rog on September 5, 2005 @ 6:05 am

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The captain of the Titanic had ordered everyone to abandon ship. The lifeboats were being hung out and the loadspeakers annouced "women and children first!"
A lawyer dashing along the deck accompanied by a Catholic priest spies an almost empty lifeboat, "there’s a free lifeboat, fuck the children and let’s go!"
"Well, if you think we’ve got time then" replies the priest.


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From: michael on September 26, 2005 @ 1:52 pm
Comment: why did the titanic sink

From: kev oct 14 on October 14, 2005 @ 3:42 am
Comment: great one. p.s. The titanic sank because Leonardo did’nt let that fat bitch jump!!!!!!!!!

   
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