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teacher and lawyer
Posted by: tina on January 23, 2005 @ 1:20 am

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The teacher calls his lawyers office and asks for him
the gal at the desk says "Im sorry sir your lawyer died yesterday." so he hangs up.
the next day he calls again and asks for his lawyer the gal at the desk tells him "sir I told you yester day he died 2 days ago." so he hangs up
the next day he calls again and she picks up and says "sir I told you 2 times he died 3 days ago now why do you keep calling? he says because I just like hearing it.


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From: irked by urk on February 26, 2005 @ 10:45 am
Comment: fuck you urk! You are a dumbass who doesnt know enough to keep your mouth shut. I
would say you need to go back to school, but i would feel sorry for the teacher

BTW, good joke tina...

From: rick on June 27, 2005 @ 9:34 am
Comment: teachers are also the cheapest fuckers this side of the rockies. What are they savin’ to be... Jewish?

From: sexy on July 17, 2005 @ 1:44 am
Comment: funny as fuckLOL

   
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