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Lawyers get x2
Posted by: shell on February 18, 2005 @ 7:46 pm

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This man finds a magic lamp and is granted three wishes by the genie inside it. The genie was partial to lawyers so there was one condition, that whatever the man asks for, all the lawyers in the world get twice the wish. The man thinks OK, I’ll take a billion dollars and a Ferrari. The genie asks the man what his last wish would be. He is thinking really hard about this and finally says: I’ve always wanted to be a lung donator.


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From: Nikke on April 18, 2005 @ 7:37 am
Comment: Had to admit, this is good one!

From: Alex on July 20, 2005 @ 11:49 pm
Comment: a great twist to an old joke

From: magical trevor on July 27, 2005 @ 2:25 pm
Comment: pish, i h8 this, sooo old and not even funny

From: Jason on July 28, 2005 @ 1:52 am
Comment: How in the hell did this get 5 stars? It’s so old my Grandma was the first person to tell it to me.

   
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