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Little Johnny and the Alphabet
Posted by: some dude on May 6, 2005 @ 7:51 pm

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Little Johnny"s kindergarten teacher tells the class to say words that begin with the letter that she calls out. She starts off with A and meagan raises her hand and says apple. Then the teacher says B and Johnny raises his hand. The teacher does not call on him because ha always uses a swear. So she calls on someone else every time untill she gets to R. Nobody raises thier hands except Johnny. The teacher thinks for a moment and when she can’t think of a swear she calls on him. He stands up and says "Rats big, fuckin rats with dicks this fuckin long."


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From: MIKE TV on May 25, 2005 @ 4:23 pm
Comment: id like to one of those.

From: someone on June 19, 2005 @ 5:36 pm
Comment: u suck

From: Krystle on June 20, 2005 @ 9:27 pm
Comment: That is stupid

From: SaMeErA on June 25, 2005 @ 4:57 pm
Comment: lol ummm dats not very funny...nice try tho

From: huh?wha? on July 2, 2005 @ 4:37 am
Comment: lol

From: on July 3, 2005 @ 12:32 pm
Comment: uummm....¿?¿?....

From: LIttle Johnny on July 15, 2005 @ 11:19 am
Comment: if u look at the alien guy at the left u can see the top part of his dick on the bottom

   
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