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just read this
Posted by: Kristin on May 17, 2005 @ 9:33 pm
One day, little Johnny asked his mom what sex was.
"Tonight, go into your sister’s room, hide behind the curtain, and watch what
she and her boyfriend do.
The following morning, Johnny’s mom asked what happened.
Little Johnny explained "well at first, they were just kinda talking and
laughing, but after a while they started kissing and hugging, sister got a fever,
cuz she said she was feeling hot.
So sister’s boyfriend put his hand under her shirt to find her heart, just
like the doctor would.
Except he’s not so smart because both of them got sick and they started
panting and getting all out of breath.
His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt.
About this time sis got worse and began to moan and sigh, and squirm around
and slide to the end of her bed. then i finally found out what was making them
sick - a big eel had gotten inside her boyfriend’s pants somehow.
It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long!
anyways he gripped it in one hand to keep it from getting away.
When sis saw it, she got really scared - her eyes got big, and her mouth fell
open, and she started calling to God and stuff like that.
She said it was the biggest one she had ever seen, I should tell her about
the ones by the lake, anyway sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting
its head off.
All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and tried to keep it from
biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it, and
the boyfriend helped by lying on top of the eel.
The eel put on a heck of a fight. Sis started moaning and squealing and her
boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by
squishing it between them.
After a while, they both stopped moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend
got up, and sure enough they had killed the eel!
I knew because it just hung there and also because some of its insides were
dripping out.
Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back
to the bed anyway!
He started hugging and kissing her again! by golly, the eel wasn’t dead! It
jumped straight up and started to fight again.
I guess eels are like cats-they have nine lives or something like that. this
time, sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it.
After a 35 minute struggle they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead
because I saw sis boyfriend peel it’s skin off and flush it down the toilet!"
Little Johnny’s mom fainted
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| From: |
Ripper on May 19, 2005 @ 4:10 pm |
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OOOPS!!! Gotta go Ill finish it TAMARRA |
| From: |
eala sucker on May 19, 2005 @ 5:21 pm |
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I’ve had experience with that!!! he he he Except it was way better!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
me on May 19, 2005 @ 7:17 pm |
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its funny u dipshit
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me and now on May 21, 2005 @ 9:52 am |
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damn this shit is funny |
| From: |
MORENO on May 30, 2005 @ 5:16 pm |
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NOW, THATS A F----G JOKE.JO! |
| From: |
moreno on June 1, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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don’t take my name ^ |
| From: |
Simon Yue on June 4, 2005 @ 7:50 am |
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hardcore joke mate |
| From: |
huh?wha? on July 2, 2005 @ 4:24 am |
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LMFAO!!! Good joke gurl! Good one... |
| From: |
some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
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Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.
forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free |
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on July 3, 2005 @ 12:29 pm |
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haha!! thats fuckin hilarious!! sounds like something my sister would do!! LoL... |
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