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Little Johnny Balloons
Posted by: Robsha on May 19, 2005 @ 11:17 pm
Little Johnny saw his mother coming out of the shower and asked her what those things on his chest were. Not wanting to get into it at the moment, and thinking that he would not remember anyway, she told him to ask his father tonight at supper. Sure enough that night at supper Little Johnny asked his father, "What are those things on Mom’s chest?" never being without an answer his father said "Why those are balloons, and when she dies they will be inflated and she will float up to heaven". That satisfied Little Johnny.
About a week later Johnny"s father returned home from work early to find Little Johnny running out the house screaming "Mommies dying, Mommies Dying!". Johnny’s father stopped him and asked him "Why do you think that Mommy is Dying?" Little Johnny replied "Because Uncle Tom was inflating her balloons and she was screaming Oh God I’m coming". |
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angel on May 24, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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i like your joke it was verry funny
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MIKE TV on May 25, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
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angel is a nontaste having pussy |
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mike tv killer on May 26, 2005 @ 10:38 am |
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i must kill mike tv |
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mike tv killerkiller on June 1, 2005 @ 2:38 pm |
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i must kill mike tv killer |
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darkskull on June 3, 2005 @ 10:33 am |
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kill canadians |
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brenda on June 8, 2005 @ 5:03 pm |
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that was kool . I just love little johnny jokes. thanks alot, I needed that 1 |
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pimp daddy on June 11, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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not bad thats one sweat a$$ joke |
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Canadian on June 13, 2005 @ 10:44 pm |
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DON’T FUCKING KNOCK CANADIANS YOU DIRTY BASTARD |
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To: Brenda on June 18, 2005 @ 6:43 am |
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What a beautiful name, would you like to make love in the sunset? |
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To Brenda on June 23, 2005 @ 8:28 pm |
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And why exactly did you need that joke? ....wait, nevermind.... |
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Tara on June 26, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |
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hey u asked me 4 luv u prick. its tara here |
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huh?wha? on July 2, 2005 @ 4:16 am |
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haha lol good joke |
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some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 3:59 pm |
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Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.
forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free |
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