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good shrimp
Posted by: Lj on June 14, 2005 @ 11:47 pm
Little Johnny comes running to his mother yelling " A SHRIMP, A SHRIMP MOMMY I SEEN A SHRIMP". Confused she looks at her son and asked "What in the hell are you talking about Johnny". Johnny says " I seen a shrimp in grandma’s room, come here i’ll show you".
So the two go into grandma’s room to find grandma sleeping butt-ass naked with her legs spread wide. Little Johnny points at his grandmother’s vagina and says " There it is mommy the shrimp i was talking about". Surprised Little Johnny’s mother says " Oh my god no, no Little Johnny that is not a shrimp. We adults call that a clitirus"
"A clitirus?" Johnny says, " Well it taste like shrimp to me!!" |
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jenni on June 19, 2005 @ 8:12 am |
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eeeeeeeeee thats fucking funny!!!!
omfg! |
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aaron on June 21, 2005 @ 7:52 am |
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thats lovely a face full of granny vage |
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Tyree on June 22, 2005 @ 3:49 pm |
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Shit man I had to puke after that joke |
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nice 1 m8 on June 26, 2005 @ 3:15 pm |
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lmfao that is sooooo fucking funny omfg lol lol lol |
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cooldude on June 27, 2005 @ 1:10 am |
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that was fuckin funny |
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cooldude on June 27, 2005 @ 1:11 am |
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that was fuckin funny |
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idiotman on June 27, 2005 @ 1:13 am |
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holy shit that was nasty |
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bobmyknobiniraq on June 28, 2005 @ 2:04 am |
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kool i loved it. go john |
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huh?wha? on July 2, 2005 @ 3:54 am |
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rofl hahaa yea that was hella funny! |
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some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
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Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.
forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free |
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carpet bagger on July 3, 2005 @ 1:12 pm |
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Stoner section : "Rapper’s Delight" joke, 3rd page comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two. |
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dirt hugger on July 3, 2005 @ 1:12 pm |
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Stoner section : "Rapper’s Delight" joke, 3rd page comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two. |
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evie on July 3, 2005 @ 5:03 pm |
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shake ya G string down your mouth! |
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