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definitely johnny
Posted by: DAVE on June 16, 2005 @ 0:04 am

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in class one day, the teacher asked the students to use the word definitley in a sentence. Little Sally says "Trees are definitley green". The teacher explains that not all trees are green. Little Billy says " the sky is definitley blue". The teacher again explains that the sky changes colors all the time.. Up next is Little Johnny and he asks the teacher whether farts have lumps in them. The teacher says "Don’t be silly Johnny, of couse not". Johnny than says " well than I definitley shit my pants".


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From: huh?wha? on July 2, 2005 @ 3:51 am
Comment: haha lol

From: grammar police on July 2, 2005 @ 10:37 pm
Comment: You "definitley" need to learn to spell.

From: asdf asdf on July 5, 2005 @ 1:16 pm
Comment: coolasdf

   
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