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Candy Bars
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:23 pm

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Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."

Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business!"


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From: Jay&Jay on June 13, 2004 @ 5:35 am
Comment: Now that one is good....

From: ? on July 14, 2004 @ 5:15 pm
Comment: thats really a good joke

From: NeciaV on November 9, 2004 @ 8:18 am
Comment: This joke is already on here. Please don’t post another joke that is already on here. It will not be as funny the second time. THANK YOU!!!

From: maz on November 21, 2004 @ 9:19 am
Comment: NeciaV i av seen this joke alreaxy on the site but if u luk at d dates, this one was posted first!

From: J&A on December 19, 2004 @ 1:41 am
Comment: THAT’S HOE LARY ASS..!! MAN I WAS READING IT TO MYSELF AND DAMN I WAS CRACKIN UP.

   
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