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Fruit
Posted by: Jaime on June 28, 2005 @ 10:13 pm
| lil johnny’s teacher wants to teach her class about fruit so she puts some in her bag & goes to class. when the class settles down she pulls an apple out of her bag and calls on johnny. "what is this?" she ask. "a cherry," he replies. "no, but i like ur imagination" next she pulls out an orange and calls on johnny again. "what is this?" she asks again. "a grapefruit" johnny answers. "no but i like ur imagination." johnny raises his hand. "yes" the teacher says. "can i ask u a question?" he says. she raises her eyebrows but says, "sure" johnny puts his hand in his pocket and then says "i’m holding something hard, round, & it’s got a head on it." the teacher then jumps up and yells, "johnny go to the office!!!" he smiles & says, "no it’s a quater but i like ur imagination." |
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