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The Cow Goes Moo
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:30 pm

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Little Johnny was sitting in his classroom when his teacher asks what sounds animals make. First the teacher asks,"what sound does a cow make?" Susie raises her hand and says moo. "Good job susie" says the teacher. Then she asks what sound does a duck make? Billy raises his hand and says quack. Next the teacher asks what sound a pig makes. Little Johnny raises his hand and says," Get your black ass out the car, put your hands above your head, and spread your legs!"


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From: ? on July 14, 2004 @ 3:51 pm
Comment: i liked that one

From: Dave on January 12, 2005 @ 6:42 pm
Comment: I love that joke!

From: Hot Chick on March 15, 2005 @ 12:22 pm
Comment: SWEET shit dude keep making more jokes

   
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