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Black Sponge
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:31 pm

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Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina.

He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that’s mommy’s black sponge."

A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"

She replies, "I lost it, honey."

A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"

Little Johnny says, "It’s over at Mrs. Johnson’s house, and Daddy’s washing his face in it!"


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From: lol on January 29, 2005 @ 11:11 am
Comment: funny joke m8 keep it up

From: 1 time on February 24, 2005 @ 9:33 am
Comment: that was some funny shit!

From: la ranchera on March 29, 2005 @ 7:47 pm
Comment: i was so funny i took a shit in my pants(ohh man those were my last pair) so.... um can i borrow some of yours since it was your fault for this accident !!! lol nigga

From: good4yahealth on June 14, 2005 @ 4:15 pm
Comment: that was funny as hell,but kinda nasty

   
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