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The Birds and The Bees
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:33 pm

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The Birds and The BeesLittle Johnny’s father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"



"I don’t want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.



Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.



"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the ’there’s no Santa’ speech. At age seven I got the ’there’s no Easter bunny’ speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the ’there’s no tooth fairy’ speech! If you’re going to tell me now that grown-ups don’t really fuck, I’ve got nothing left to live for!"


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From: i m s-m-r-t on July 18, 2004 @ 4:29 am
Comment: i get it
and i also drink liquid

From: Josh on April 23, 2005 @ 8:32 pm
Comment: Fucking hilarious!


From: Josh on April 23, 2005 @ 8:32 pm
Comment: Fucking hilarious!


   
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