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The Urinate Joke
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:37 pm
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is ’urinate.’
Please use the word ’urinate’ in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You’re an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you’d be a ten!!!" |
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#1 Cam'ron on March 28, 2004 @ 8:25 pm |
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This jokes is mad hot |
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jay&jay on May 5, 2004 @ 5:34 pm |
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kicksfuckinass |
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i m s-m-r-t on July 18, 2004 @ 4:24 am |
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i eat more food |
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momo on September 14, 2004 @ 5:15 pm |
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tits! piss! HAHA!!! funny! it kicksfukindamarse!!! |
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Hot Chick on March 15, 2005 @ 12:16 pm |
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This was FUCKING GOOD SHIT |
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blah on March 15, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
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that was stupid |
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Cas on July 14, 2005 @ 2:21 pm |
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thats a good 1! but ive heard it b4
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