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Why feet go to heaven first.
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:37 pm

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The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first?"

Little Johnny replies "The feet miss"

So the teacher says "Why the feet?"

And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mummys bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting ’Oh my God I’m coming’"


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Comment: lol

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From: ME on February 2, 2005 @ 11:05 pm
Comment: WHY? HAVE YOU? Something hillbilly is going ....

From: paul and nat on April 13, 2005 @ 7:05 am
Comment: can you please put some jokes in about feet being sucked thank you.

From: paul and nat on April 13, 2005 @ 7:07 am
Comment: can you please put some jokes in about feet being sucked thank you.

   
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