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Whats in the bag?
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:39 pm
Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag
She reaches her hand in it and says it’s round, it’s got a stem, and it’s got a leaf.
Little Johnny raises his hand and says it’s an apple, it’s an apple.
Then he says now let me give you one.
He reaches his hand in his pocket and says it’s round, it’s hard , and it’s got a head.
The teacher says Ohh Johnny that’s grose.
Little Johnny says no it’s a quater but I like the way you’re thinking |
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meeee on April 2, 2004 @ 7:17 pm |
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totally wrong... heres how i heard it
Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag
She reaches her hand in it and says "it’s round, it’s got a stem, and it’s got a leaf. "
Little Johnny raises his hand and says it’s an oak tree. its a apple
Then the teacher says "but i like the way you’re thinking.
Then he says now let me give you one.
He reaches his hand in his pocket and says it’s round, it’s hard , and it’s got a head.
The teacher says Ohh Johnny that’s gross.
Little Johnny says no it’s a quater but I like the way you’re thinking
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| From: |
kk on April 3, 2004 @ 4:18 pm |
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your both wrong it stop wasting my time with stupid jokes like that |
| From: |
Sam Schuster on May 14, 2004 @ 1:25 pm |
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I thought the joke was funny. Im a highschool senior and though it is looked at as inmature I think shit like that is funny. |
| From: |
ccc on July 31, 2004 @ 3:15 am |
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shut up |
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Heavy P on August 27, 2004 @ 12:15 pm |
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A quater huh? Work on your spelling and you might just be funny! |
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789 on November 10, 2004 @ 6:13 pm |
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what the fuck is this joke supposed to mean |
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Hot Chick on March 15, 2005 @ 12:12 pm |
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If you can’t make good jokes then stop wasting everybody’s TIME. |
| From: |
Cas on July 14, 2005 @ 2:21 pm |
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dont u read tha otha jokes? this jokes been on this site lyk 1000000 times b4! |
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