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Johnny’s Heavy Wagon
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 8:41 pm
Little Johnny was going to his faters house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.
He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill.
He started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This God damn thing is so heavy"
A priest heard him and came out. "You shouldn’t be swearing" said the priest. "God hears you...He is everywhere...He’s in the chruch...He’s on the sidewalk...He’s everywhere"
Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon?"
The prist replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon"
Little Johnny says "Well tell him to get the hell out and start pulling" |
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| From: |
Sexxy Dollz on June 9, 2004 @ 1:13 pm |
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that fuckin joke was soooo fucked up!! |
| From: |
l on September 9, 2004 @ 12:08 am |
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you should not be making fun of God |
| From: |
tylor r on March 3, 2005 @ 9:59 pm |
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dont be dissing god and unless you get saved and take jesus christ into your heart some day it will be to late to go back and ask forgiveness
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catholic on March 29, 2005 @ 7:35 pm |
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dang hoe calm down! ^( tylor r ) |
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