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Posted by: kelly on September 16, 2005 @ 2:05 pm
| Little johnny was in class one day when the teacher asked the class to say something that had a moral to it. Little johnny was raising his hand but the teach called on little suzie, "little suzie, whats your story" said the teach, little suzie replied "well, I live on a chicken farm and everyday we collect the eggs but some of them never hatch" "okay, now whats the moral of the story " asked the teach "don’t count your chickens before they hatch". The teach asks for another story with a moral and little bobby says "I live on a chicken farm too and one day I picked up all the eggs and was walking back to the barn when I tripped and fell. All of my eggs were broken and destroyed" the teach then askes "whats the moral of the story?" little bobby says "don’t put all your eggs in one basket" "good" says the teacher. "now one more for today" says the teacher "me teacher, pick me" says johnny. The teacher was reluctant to call on johnny but he was the only one with his hand up. "okay johnny, whats your story" "well, my uncle vinny was in the war and he was the pilot of a helicopter when it went down in the battle field. he jumped out before the copter hit the ground and grabbed his machine gun, his machedi, and a six pack of beer. as soon as he hit the ground he grabbed his machedi and killed 5 people, then he drank his six pack of beer and grabbed his machine gun and killed 125 more people." the teacher asked "okay, and whats the moral of the story "don’t fuck with uncle vinnie when he’s been drinkin" |
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