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Fascinate!!!!
Posted by: Brent on October 5, 2005 @ 6:27 pm
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence.
Molly said. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate.’"
Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are
so
big, she can only fasten eight."
The teacher fainted..........!!! |
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