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how do u get to heaven
Posted by: sweetgurl on November 20, 2005 @ 0:05 am

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one day in class a teacher asked her students, "how do you think you get into heaven?" One little girl, "replied i think you go legs first." Another little girl replied, "well i think you go head up first." Well the teacher saw that little johnny had his hand up so she asked him what he had to say. Johnny replied, " I think you go legs up first because i walked in my parents room the other night and my moms legs were up in the air and she was screaming oh god im cumming."


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