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Thanksgiving day
Posted by: Raven on February 22, 2006 @ 7:05 pm

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One day lilttle johnny was at home he heard his parents arguing
Little Johnny’s Mom said"Shut up u fucking whore" to his father
Little Johnny’s Father said" no you shut up bitch"
So the next day (it’s thanksgiving) Little Johnny goes in the bathroom and finds his father shaving he ask" Dad what’s a bitch?" His dad says" that’s a women" then his dad cut his self " oh shit" his dad said as the blood dripped.
Downstairs his mother was preparing the turkey Lil Johnny comes in and asks"mom what’s a whore" his mom replies" that’s a man" then she cuts her self" oh fuck"
That night at dinner when the whole family was there Lil Johnny got up before everybody started eating and said" Listein up all u bitches and whores daddies in the bathroom shittin and mama’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey"


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