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Johnny and the Snake
Posted by: Geber on March 13, 2004 @ 1:49 pm
When little Johnny was 8 years old he was very curious. He heard older
boys talk about things like fucking but he didn’t understand what they
meant.
One day little Johnny went to his mom. "Mom, what’s sex?" His mom was
surprised by this and simply replied "Well, Johnny, why don’t you just
hide behind the curtains in your older sister’s room one night and watch
her and her boyfriend."
For once little Johnny did what he was told. He told his mom about it the
next day.
"Well mom, first my sister and her boyfriend came into the room and sat
on the bed together. They started kissing each other. I think my sister was
feeling a little sick because she started to moan. Her boyfriend layed her
on the bed and took off her shirt. Then she took his shirt off. They kept
kissing and kissing and kissing. Finally they sat up and sis took her pants
off. Her boyfriend did the same and I saw why they were sick. There was
this giant snake, it was huge! About 10 inches, I swear! Sis gasped and
exclaimed she had never seen one that big. She, apparently hasn’t
played in the backyard much. Anyways, sis tried to kill the snake by biting
it, but it didn’t work. Finally her boyfriend grabbed a small bag and stuffed
the snake into it. They went back to kissing and the snake crawled up sis.
Neither seemed to care though. After a little more kissing I saw the snake
again. This time it was dead. I knew it was dead because when sis’
boyfriend stood up the snake just lay there very limp. I dangled between
his legs. I think it was stuck to him somehow. Any way, he sat down again
next to sis and they started kissing again. That’s when I realized the
snake wasn’t dead after all! It jumped straight up again!. Her boyfriend
laid down on the bed and sis sat on the snake, trying to kill it. I didn’t see it
for a bit but the next time I saw it the snake was limp again. This time it
was dead for sure, because sis’ boyfriend took it’s skin off and flushed it
down the toilet." |
Add your own comment
| From: |
snake on March 25, 2004 @ 5:09 pm |
| Comment: |
WAY too long. and would a mother really not care about her daughter fucking guys in her house???? honestly... |
| From: |
Jorge on March 25, 2004 @ 10:30 pm |
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snake, you are fucking dumb, that’s an awesome joke!!!! It doesn’t have 2 b perfectly
realistic, geeze! |
| From: |
ME on March 27, 2004 @ 7:06 pm |
| Comment: |
that joke was told in a different way IT WAS 10 times better!!!!! |
| From: |
nikki on March 28, 2004 @ 10:08 am |
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Thats so funny and all,but i can’t believe his mom let him see that.anyways shouldn’t johnny know what the ’’snake’’ was,i mean he’s a guy too!
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| From: |
fallenangeel on April 28, 2004 @ 6:40 pm |
| Comment: |
that makes me so horny!!!lol
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| From: |
Captain Z on May 1, 2004 @ 4:33 pm |
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That sis is quite a trooper trying to suffucate a !0 in snake..what a gal. # please ! |
| From: |
LIL mama _04 on May 26, 2004 @ 12:46 pm |
| Comment: |
I like this joke but it don’tmake me horny and if i had a guy with a 10 in dick i’ll fuuk him anytime wither my mom know it or not! |
| From: |
LIL mama _04 on May 26, 2004 @ 12:46 pm |
| Comment: |
I like this joke but it don’tmake me horny and if i had a guy with a 10 in dick i’ll fuuk him anytime wither my mom know it or not! |
| From: |
horny bitch on July 11, 2004 @ 11:44 pm |
| Comment: |
oh that makes me soo horny i’d like to get fucked!! LOL
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| From: |
lulu on July 14, 2004 @ 3:28 pm |
| Comment: |
i love that joke and wow poor lil johnny he doesn’t get any action im sad for him but how can ppl get horny from a joke but i guess just the thought of sex does that for ya......lol |
| From: |
keke on July 23, 2004 @ 7:51 pm |
| Comment: |
Damn Lil johnny is a slow azz lil boy if i were him i would work on finding myself a 10’ in snake so he can do what his sista and her boyfriend wuz doin’ |
| From: |
Jack on July 26, 2004 @ 5:54 am |
| Comment: |
its awesome iv neva heard a joke like that before |
| From: |
fick on August 10, 2004 @ 12:32 am |
| Comment: |
fuck you |
| From: |
dustin on August 18, 2004 @ 1:18 am |
| Comment: |
shit ti is to long i do nto see fuuny shit out of that, fuck |
| From: |
Talia on September 15, 2004 @ 9:35 pm |
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Heavy Ps a pussy |
| From: |
Bertuzzie Baby#44 on September 18, 2004 @ 12:21 am |
| Comment: |
Hey Talia why is Jay&Jay above yours ain’t you his tail. |
| From: |
Talia on September 22, 2004 @ 11:20 pm |
| Comment: |
that shit is so fucken old grow the fuck up |
| From: |
Talia on September 22, 2004 @ 11:22 pm |
| Comment: |
talk about childish |
| From: |
Honey on October 2, 2004 @ 3:56 am |
| Comment: |
Okay Talia Is that childish enough. |
| From: |
swedish pickle on October 3, 2004 @ 4:06 pm |
| Comment: |
that joke was "kosher" !!!! but no signs of my horniness after i read it!!!! sorry |
| From: |
dez and tash on October 16, 2004 @ 11:55 am |
| Comment: |
we thought it was great!! and snake juss dosent no what he was talking about |
| From: |
Kutie on December 26, 2004 @ 8:14 pm |
| Comment: |
It was alright,but why would his mother tell him to watch is own sister? |
| From: |
johnny on January 22, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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i was scared for life after watchin that snake attak sis but fra h is gr8 |
| From: |
FeebleMind on March 22, 2005 @ 2:44 pm |
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That is quite disturbing that his mom told him to watch his sister......GROSS SHIT |
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