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johnny’s moms a hoe
Posted by: jman on April 2, 2004 @ 0:25 am
One day in school, little Johnny’s class was going over different farm tools. Mrs. Rogers showed the class a picture of a shovel to the class, and asked if anyone knew what it was. "its a shovel!" shouted suzie. next, she showed the class a picture of a tractor."its a tractor" said bobby. finally, she showed the the class a picture of a hoe.
"i know what it is" said johnny. "ok johnny," she said, "what is it." "a rake!"
"no johnny, its a hoe." "thats bullshit" he replied. "my mom’s a hoe and she doesnt look that that at all!" |
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johnny on April 9, 2004 @ 3:19 pm |
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thats some funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol |
| From: |
DE CRUSHER on April 13, 2004 @ 10:16 pm |
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Dats more like it! Dat mother fuken joke rocks man
rock on broda |
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JAY&JAY on April 21, 2004 @ 1:42 am |
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FUCKIN NICE... |
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lil mama_04 on May 26, 2004 @ 12:18 pm |
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first of all to start this off Jay&Jay you have some shity ass comments be more creative. Anyway back to the joke it’s really stupid and you could of done better! |
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big_azz_mamma on May 26, 2004 @ 8:38 pm |
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dam lil mamma_04 stop hatin on Jay&Jay the joke is sum funny azz shit |
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shaun on May 30, 2004 @ 5:41 pm |
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some funy shiiiiiiit |
| From: |
Piece-of-Shit on June 11, 2004 @ 10:55 pm |
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This joke sucks ASS! |
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lil mama_04 on July 10, 2004 @ 5:23 pm |
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fuck you big_azz_mamma !!!!!!!! BITCH! |
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lulu on July 14, 2004 @ 3:23 pm |
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wow u ppl r really nice to each other and this joke rox lil jonny is the best |
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becky on July 16, 2004 @ 4:20 am |
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that joke is fucking shit |
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Jay&Jay on August 3, 2004 @ 12:13 am |
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lil mama_04 you a fuckin slut so shut up before i bust a nut in your but then turn you around and fuck yo mouth!!! |
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Bertuzzie Baby #44 on September 18, 2004 @ 12:20 am |
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And let me guess lil johnnys mom is Talia. |
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Jay&Jay on September 18, 2004 @ 6:00 am |
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Umm no Talia would be Jay&Jay Junior’s mom bitch! |
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Talia on September 20, 2004 @ 10:15 pm |
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i agree 100% with Jay
oh and Izzacks Mom . |
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Honey on September 22, 2004 @ 10:19 pm |
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What a bunch of fuck up’s in this world these days so tell me Talia who’s Izzacks dad wait sorry that was a stupid of me never ask a fat ass that cause they fuck anyone in there way. |
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Talia on September 22, 2004 @ 11:19 pm |
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how can i fuck when im pregnant bitch and izzacks dad is of course Jay&Jay
fuck you ya fuckup, go back home you childish bitch, you act like a fucken 6 year old dog on heat. |
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Honey on October 2, 2004 @ 3:55 am |
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Talia finally snapped like I said take that elemantery attitude back to grade 4 cause thats where it belongs. |
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Honey on October 2, 2004 @ 3:53 pm |
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Talia I don’t think it’s dog on heat, it dog in heat, learn the words and me and you will keep this shit goin well I will I guess you dirty mut. |
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Bertuzzie Baby#44 on October 16, 2004 @ 11:31 pm |
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yo, Your mamma , just stay outta their business let the kids be kids aight. |
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Trina Luvz#33 on October 31, 2004 @ 9:55 pm |
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And tell me Bertuzzie if there kids why ain’t you apart of that business thats going down,
I guess it ain’t for lil kids then I guess that shit is to mich for you to handle that why you ain’t apart of it after you started that shit. |
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MARISOL SANCHEZ on January 29, 2005 @ 6:42 pm |
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I THINKL THAT’S COOL WELL JUST HOLLA TO 523-6017
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CUM_BUBBLE on March 2, 2005 @ 2:43 am |
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DUDE......THESE COMMENTS WERE MORE AMUSING TO READ THAN THE JOKE..... |
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iknowimaBITCH on March 4, 2005 @ 10:03 pm |
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the joke was funny but the argument was funnier |
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Hot Chick on March 16, 2005 @ 10:28 am |
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THAT JOKE WAS AS FUNNY AS SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT |
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