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Worms
Posted by: Amanda on April 7, 2004 @ 11:58 pm

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Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms.
Four worms were placed into four seperate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second work was put in a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put in a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead
Third worm in sperm - dead
Fourth worm in soil - alive

So the Science teacher asked the class, "What can you learn from this experiment?" Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said -

"As long as you drink, smoke, and have sex, you won’t have worms."


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From: Sexy~Lexie on April 26, 2004 @ 5:37 am
Comment: Nice!!

and its true as well

From: Captain Z on May 1, 2004 @ 4:21 pm
Comment: YES !! Hafta agree with the women- givin it two legs up !!!

From: steph on May 12, 2004 @ 10:14 am
Comment: head one just like it and it sucked sorry to tell ya

From: lil mama_04 on May 26, 2004 @ 12:13 pm
Comment: this joke is true i tried it and it worked!

From: big_azz_mamma on May 26, 2004 @ 8:36 pm
Comment: i herd it before is aight n’ fukin tru

From: dum dum dum on June 20, 2004 @ 2:06 am
Comment: wow herd it and its true gooood job homie

From: Ana on June 29, 2004 @ 7:06 pm
Comment: Haha..true!

From: Cas on July 14, 2005 @ 2:21 pm
Comment: very very good even though i have heard a very similar 1 on this site!

   
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