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Three Women
Posted by: John on April 12, 2004 @ 3:38 am
Little Johnny was sitting in class when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you’re thinking."
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "I have a question. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
The teacher hesitated, "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you’re thinking." |
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JAY&JAY on April 21, 2004 @ 1:37 am |
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FUCKIN KICK ASS... |
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Mrhair on July 4, 2004 @ 6:11 pm |
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WICKED JOKE |
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Mrhair on July 4, 2004 @ 6:11 pm |
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WICKED JOKE |
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lulu on July 14, 2004 @ 3:20 pm |
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thats kick ass i wish i knew someone like lil jonny |
| From: |
MC on August 17, 2004 @ 1:41 am |
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THAT WAS FUNNY-WE ALL AT WORK LIKED IT |
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