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Disappearing Cats
Posted by: Captain_Horny on April 13, 2004 @ 9:38 pm

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In little Johnny’s neighborhood peoples pet cats had been disappearing lately.

One day little Johnny’s dad heard a noise from Johnny’s room and walked into his sons room to see what the noise was. When he opened the door he saw mounds of bones and fur laying on the floor. Shocked by this he turned to his son, only to see fur and blood on his mouth. "Son" he said "What in the name of god is all this." "Well dad i have just been eating pussy." Completly stunned he asked "what in the hell give you the idea to do that?" "Well dad I heard the older boys talking about how much fun it was to eat pussy and how it tasted so good" He then licked his lips "and boy were they right."


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From: Captain Z on May 1, 2004 @ 4:14 pm
Comment: ...this is made up, right??? SHEESH! Gimme a break!!! ....snot funny atall- gaaak !!

From: booty on May 6, 2004 @ 8:57 pm
Comment: ur a hater captin z

From: lil mama_04 on May 26, 2004 @ 10:30 am
Comment: this is some crazy ass shit but i like this joke but come to think about it a boy will never eat PUSSY!!!!

From: big_azz_mamma on May 26, 2004 @ 8:34 pm
Comment: is aight

From: HEY on June 6, 2004 @ 11:42 pm
Comment: DONT MESS WITH MY GIRLS PUSSY O YA THE JOK WAS FUNNY

From: Jay&Jay on June 13, 2004 @ 4:55 am
Comment: Nice!!!!!!!!

From: lulu on July 14, 2004 @ 3:16 pm
Comment: thats funny but gross but ya i liked it

From: Hot Chick on March 16, 2005 @ 10:26 am
Comment: STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID

   
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